You can get the cake for less than 15 bucks from Walmart though.

After a quick search, I’ve found that you can get a 1.3 kg sheet cake from Walmart for $16 Canadian. That’s an almost 3 lbs cake for $12 American. Sure, it’s a shitty Walmart sheet cake. But it can’t be any worse than what Chuck E. Cheese will give you, and the little brats wont give a fuck how shitty it is as long as…

Those poor parents. How can anyone get through a childrens party without booze?

I wonder if our perception of time changes as we grow older. To a ten year old, a year is one tenth of their life. Less when you consider they can’t recall the first two or three years of their existence. To a sixty year old, a year is only one sixtieth of the time they’ve spent on this earth. Against the frame of…

You forgot to mention the way the article inspires old men to yell at clouds in the comments section.

I thought it was because even the shittiest games have someone that likes them.

I always thought Savage left because Vince caught him giving the little Macho Man to Steph?

I don’t exactly see anyone complaining Clouds hands arent the same circumference as his head. It’s like Tifa’s breasts are the only part of any characters body they want to be the same proportions as the original.

For sure, I agree with you. I think her design for the remake looks absolutely badass.

Play Suikoden Tierkreis and the enhanced port of Chrono Trigger. Megaman ZX Advent is a great DS game.  Final Fantasy Tactics A2 is loads of fun. 

Gina Carano. Of course, she wore clothing that bound pretty tightly, so the point remains.

Your comment makes me feel like a small part of you is looking forward to seeing her in that blue cocktail dress. Lol.

Reduce and bind will carry meaningful differences during the Wall Market sequence when Cloud, Aeris, and Tifa are wearing cocktail dresses to try and seduce Don Corneo. But I still agree with you that anyone who gets upset over the video game characters breasts being made less bouncy is a dumpster fire of a human…

Someone should have forced you to learn how to read.

You think its an alpha move to watch a pedophile livestream kids in a washroom? By any chance, does your local departmen5 of corrections require you to inform your neighbours of your existence?

Every big streamer plays a character. Every single one of them. No exceptions.

You like dirty old men who secretly film children in public washrooms?

Ahh. So it was the character that cheated on his spouse, not the guy playing the character. And his character is a creepy sicko pervert that films in public washrooms, but he’s not actually like that.

He's a piece or human refuse because he cheats om his spouse and he's a sicko creepy pervert that films inside of public bathrooms.