These are the best takes. Comedy is all fine and dandy unless you’re a leftist and the jokes are about anything related to you. Then the person is just evil and “never was funny anyways”. Okay, and the Dave Chappelle Netflix special sucked, too, I bet; eh? 

And if black people could not murder, Baltimore would be a nice place to live.

Yeah, bruh. We’d rather be all pissy that a general that murdered literal thousands of innocent people was killed in a precision strike. Those assholes. We were supposed to let him keep on murdering.

Came here for this.  Wife made me watch this movie.  Haven’t used a straw since.

Serious question. Who says they’re supposed to be calm, logical and rational? I thought clinical literature tended to prove they’re the violent and physical ones that tent toward anger and irrational decisions. *checks* ya they are *double checks* yup

Dear Damon, what in the actual eff is this? Is this your separate-but-equal list for black dads as opposed to the Christmas lists that exist for simply ‘dads’? And you made it by.... adding Popeyes Chicken Sandwich to the bottom. Original. You truly are doing the Lord’s work by insisting black people be separated from…

Not confused, here. The issue isn’t that Kwanzaa is a ‘made up’ holiday. It’s about who made up the holiday (Maulana Ndabezitha Karenga). Seriously, in the era of Me Too you want to celebrate the legacy of a man who was convicted in 1971 for brutally torturing two naked women. The women were members of Karenga’s…

Maybe it’s a location thing.  Because I played this game every. damn. day. from about 1995-2005. And also never heard of that same symbol being a racist thing until the Root said it was.

32, and literally this game was the bane of my existence from 4th through 12th grade. Maybe it depends on where you were, but this was literally played everyday in western PA schools.  I had never heard of it being a racist symbol until the Root told me it was.

So you (Gizmodo) craps all over Doordash and how they operate and how they treat their employees.

So you (Gizmodo) craps all over Doordash and how they operate and how they treat their employees.

So when she gets interrupted like in that video clip she’s talking over everyone? Did you watch it or were you too busy coming up with mayo jokes because something something hate the wytes?

So if you hate hearing ideas that are even slightly right of center, why don’t you just leave TYT on all day long? Or do you enjoy getting enraged at forcing yourself to listen to a white girl? Sorry. A white bitch.  Oh.  Okay then.

You say that you need her for a different opinion and the show would be boring otherwise, but then you enjoy when they tell her to stop talking and you don’t get the irony of that.

You seem to know these cars.  Any idea what engine is in this Sonata N?  I see a lot of stuff about it in this article (most powerful ever, 290hp) but is it the 2.0T boosted even more?  Is it a V6?  I ran a search on the article and comments and it isn’t anywhere to be found. Maybe I’m just an idiot for not knowing.

To assume that’s what ‘the white man’ meant is the only part that’s racist. We live in a world where we were all taught to act colorblind and treat people the same regardless of skin color. So to say some compliments are off limits but only off limits when spoken by a white person to a black person because you…

Does it tho? Does it still hold up after 23 years? Are we seriously not allowed to just admit some politicians suck at being eloquent and some are good? Weren’t we all raised in schools where we taught to be colorblind and treat everyone the same regardless of color? Isn’t that what Bloomberg is doing? Isn’t that the…

Shocking to see a reply like this from BadOmbre. One of the most white hating, suckle-at-the-teet-of-Michael-Hariot-racists this comments section has to offer.

Did no one else’s mind go straight to this?

Ah, the cutesy racist ‘all whites are the same and are all colonizers’ trope so familiar on Gawkermodo. This is the reason the rest of the sites are a ticking time home, waiting to die the same death as splinter and deadspin. I’m sure you’re one of the ‘Obama is a conservative’ and ‘ but the Overton window!’ crowd…

The problem behind the “97%” is that it’s much more like 75%. And that’s because for every three scientists that study something about global warming, there’s a fourth who studies something that shows “wow, looks like CO2 has not caused any of this warming”.