All of those cartoons were nothing but monster length commercials for crappy plastic toys, aimed at children with zero mental defenses against cynical shit like that.

If it was a Kirby game getting cancelled, it would suck.

“ It mostly works. How much more can we really expect?”

Time to fire up American Truck Simulator and ride through the pain...

You got me. So I’m going to take that comment, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!

Hey, other people have to breath that air too.  Or are you postulating hyperefficient methane and sulfur filters?

Take your star and get out.......

Umami is definitely a John Malkovitch-type. 

We get it, you vape.

he AP explains that the chunk is named Oumuamua

I’m as much of a fungi as the next, but I hate you for this. Have a star!

The Gongs of Battle Ring Out Again is playing, but all I hear is the battle theme from Final Fantasy VI.

I definitely think within the next two years we will see SSD becoming part of the minimum spec. I don’t see how they’ll be able to avoid it.

It’s weird, right?

Maybe this is one of the huge reasons I never really watch Twitch. Most of the content is as vapid as reality television with top “content creators” who are worth less than the sum of their entertainment. When I do end up watching, it’s generally MUCH smaller streams, where chat doesn’t move a mile a minute and it…

Release the Robicelli Cut (the Cheese)!

Because this game looks identical to Anthem. You zip around with temporary flight, you clearly have ‘major powers’ in which you get to do big, flashy effects (if the spells showcased aren’t the ‘big’ spells, it’s going to be boring as hell just casting the same big splash over and over). It’s an open world that’s…

Going a bit further on the second point, if it’s a city in Germany, dealing with the Soviets taking anything not bolted down as a means of reparations.

Finally, don’t not use two-step authentication if that’s all you’ve got. While it’s not 100% secure, it’s a lot better to have it enabled and force someone to jump through extra hoops to break into your account. Don’t just rely on your login+password combination if you can throw a little extra security into the mix.

I thought the web series Nuka Break was really good.