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Don’t coupons just show up on the product page? You don’t need to go to a coupon page, just look for what you want to buy. If there is a coupon it’ll show up on the product page. I would never buy a renewed product on Amazon. Ugh who knows where those things came from. Maybe a better tip should be only buy products

As parent of an Autistic child (and another with ADHD): fuck Autism Speaks.

Does it actually matter? Given the current state of Amazon, it’s the same 5 random items offered under 6,000 different algorithmically-generated random Chinese company names (“Hooforyay”, “PRODCUNI”, “TreeBicyicleCan”...).

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I don’t think you’re going to convince Jon Stewart:

If you are going for sauce on top the best version is the Detroit pizza.

i’m not so sure “bold actions” don’t lead to “mistakes”

Man. I don’t like this. It’s a cool system that would be nicer if others could also use.

Or put him on a feeding tube and see how he likes that. I bet he’d beg for the nutraloaf after a few rounds of having Ensure pumped directly into his stomach via a tube fed up his nose then down to his stomach.

That’s the type of folx you get when an entire nation is consumed via Manifest Destiny.

I’m a deeply closeted geek at work 

All raisins have undesirable characteristics in that they are raisins, and therefore terrible.

I’ve found a lot of video game music more forgettable. The simpler tunes of the 8- and 16-bit eras find a way to latch on to your brain and never let go.”

I don’t know; this may be a simple function of the fact that it’s easier to remember a simple tune than a complex one.

Gotta disagree about “Athletic.” I think they always wanted it to sound like a player piano; that was always the impression I got, from literally the first time I heard it. Has this alpine/western feel to it; there’s a reason they always played it for levels that take place up in the sky

but when will they invest in salt? Because their breakfast sandwiches have the blandest, flattest tasting eggs in existence. 

eat shit

In this case, it’s due to distributors not being able to pivot quickly enough to find new buyers due to contracts or other red tape. Suppliers to restaurants are having product pile up because they can’t easily divert it to retail customers.  It would be nice if they could just sell those commercial customer sized

Now I'll actually give it a try! Having to hear people on video games is an automatic no for me. 

Just gather them altogether in the parade ground, shout Heil Hitler, and see how many of the motherfuckers raise their hands and shout it back. Then have them shot. The next week do the same thing, but shout The South Shall Rise Again...

Definitely. He has a few tricks and will get the job done but competitively he isn’t great. Got to buy booster packs to get the uncommon and rare date rapers. To be honest the whole scene hasn’t been the same since they banned the foil Weinstein from tournaments

during my very brief stint there, I can tell you that all day breakfast at a drive thru doesn’t work. the speed of service suffers, the customer almost always gets parked and the line workers get pissed off. If they were to try real all day breakfast again, they should make it lobby/carryout only.