It's really sad and disheartening that people these days continue to believe in the existence of imaginary beings. Wake up people, nobody believes anymore. It's just so farfetched that God would mete out all the punishment in the world against someone who's supposedly His child.

I had an '84 Chevette coupe and somehow got mad play in it! Chevette ftw!

Skip's definition of date night is not the same as everyone else's.

Holy lord what a miserable, joyless prick of a human being.

This

I tried Moxie. It's like water that's been in a puddle by a pine tree. Resiny tasting. Uck.

I'm an orphan.

If I could give you infinity recommendations for this, I would.

What, ya never heard of beefsteak tomatoes?

must be mormons, then.

I went to Alabama and was having sex with my distant cousin for three months before we realized it when we both got invited to the same family reunion. We kept boning till she moved far away. Roll Tide.

"Every stupid toy that take button batteries only takes two"

Yes, especially if the weak link is the quarterback.

College-Aged Me: "Guys, check this out. The Blitz Box. 15 bucks for two burgers, two fries and a 20-piece nuggets. We can split it among the three of us—something different than $5 larges from Little Caesars for a change. Let's hit the bong and go."

I hate to be a downer, but I actually think this kind of reflects poorly on the NFL. I don't like to see them partnered with a gigantic, already rich corporate entity that's willing to callously sacrifice the health of others in an attempt to make even more money than they already have. They're better than that, right?

"Which one of you low-rent morons botched my order?!? I specifically said Diet Coke!!!"

You don't get to be the behemoth McDonald's is without knowing your customers, as evidenced by the toy included.

Not if it comes with a Chiefs flag.

I guess I'm thinking of non-malignant ones.