I was 11 and living in Massachusetts when Governor Dukakis ran and lost. My mother (a Reagan Republican to her core, although she’s a Libertarian today) snarked that “He ran Massachusetts into the ground, now he wants to run the whole country into the ground.”

Wellll...I’m glad I saw this at 2:30 in the afternoon and not, y’know, right before bedtime...

Roguelikes and their variants have a lot of this sort of natural frustration built into the design. All the “GODDAMMIT!” of a git gud game but no way to git gud at rolling well on dice.

“desperately tried to get some loot, only to meet a grizzly fate.”

Nice job beating the comments section to the punch on the low-hanging fruit joke by putting it right at the top as the page image.

She is absolutely 100% not my jam musically (I prefer my female vocalists to be more Floor Jansen/Tarja Turunen stylistically speaking), but I wouldn’t call her talentless. Sure, I think most American popular music sounds like a washtub full of cats being kicked down a flight of stairs, but if some folks like it, good…

“I’m not mad, I’m angry! MOOOO!”

“but fermentation is very different from spoilage.”

Point taken; the article implied they were all new items. I haven’t been to a Del Taco since I left Reno in 2012, and my go-to order was usually the spicy chicken burrito and either a few cheapo tacos or a Del Beef burrito. Plus fries (spectacular) and a drink.

If all three items debut at the same time, what makes one the “original” while the other two are variations? Unless they’re calling someone else’s work “original” like plagiarism covered in refried beans.

May 7: Resident Evil Village comes out

It’s battered and/or breaded and deep fried? With a tomato or barbecue sauce involved?

RE6 had modern twin sticks controls but goddamn did it ever use them in the least imaginative way possible, as hilariously immortalized in song...

Most of these elicit, at best, a mild chuckle from me.

Sturgeon’s Law is too strong in the modding community. If you’re going to outsource, make sure you’ve got modders who actually know what “lore friendly” means, for starters.

More people need to post their favorite screenies in the comments. I’m tryin’ to start a trend here.

“The good news is that it’s dying, and might be the last of its kind.”

This is the weirdest Super Mario Sunshine hack I’ve ever seen.

I am astonished that you’ve managed to stay reasonably sober.

Responding to the premise posed in the headline...