Never had coke and Scotch, but mixing whisky and amphetamines is...an interesting experience.

“It is now bound for her neighborhood Love Fridge.”

Bang is nice, but if you really want to feel like you’ve entered VATS, try Rockstar Xdurance in the 24-ounce battery can.

Greatest theme song ever.

Mac Tonight needs to reclaim his identity from racist trolls on the Internet. Poor bastard.

I’m with you, Zack. Anyone who wants to #KillAllRobots is one of the good guys.

Wow. True what they say that bears are bad news. Three .454 Casull rounds? Yiiiikes.

If the ads I’m getting are anything to go by, if you want to save paper towels, use Bounty because you’ll only need to use one...provided it’s dyed water on a flat, smooth surface. It’s the quicker picker upper!

The same could be said for fast food, but that never stopped Burger King.

If she wants to fly on some Buddy Holly plane with Launchpad McQuack flying it, that’s no more or less than she deserves.

According to Republicans, the Founding Fathers intended Americans to have the right to be complete assholes and barbarians. They envisioned a society of the Karens, by the Karens, and for the Karens. In order to form a more perfect individual...

When Washington did this on a statewide level, Doordash simply added a “Washington State Fee” of $1 to every transaction. If they couldn’t fuck the restaurants, they just pointed their dicks at their own customers with a lecherous look in their eyes.

“It did not feel like anything would be wrong with the words coming out of my mouth, until I opened it and began producing them. I do not remember a ton of what I said, but I remember that a not-insignificant amount of it was nonsense.”

I’m fortunate in that I’ve always had the ability to fall asleep literally anywhere, and in almost any conditions. Hell, I’ve slept like the dead in a homeless shelter, so blessed by the gods has been my slumber in my life.

Agreed. *glares at Skyrim angrily*

I’m Gen-X and my Boomer parents called it a “clicker”, but like a lot of anachronisms (calling soda “tonic”, calling a water fountain a “bubbler”, yes I grew up in Boston), it just didn’t stick with me when I grew up.

A lot of the same Boomers who had their sit-ins and their “I marched with MLK” in the ‘60s, who insisted that their generation would change the world, voted for Trump twice.

It’s really quite simple.

Well, my Thursday plans are locked down.

moo