“There is no greater incentive for getting vaccinated than doing your part to end the pandemic that has singularly redefined our lives over the past year.”

Christians have been like that since the apostle Paul first got it in his head that his religion was for everyone and it was the duty of every Christian to “spread the good news”.

I’m inclined to agree. I have precisely zero tolerance of any evangelical religion, and the big two on that front are Christianity and Islam, two faiths best known to history for pressing their values at the point of a sword.

So what you’re saying is that because people are illiterate morons, they’ve been illiterate morons since writing was invented—they were just regular morons prior because one presumably cannot be dinged for lacking a skill that doesn’t exist. It would, prior to then, be about as nonsensical as calling them…

“When I visit my in-laws, the “good” route that both Google Maps and Apple Maps pick takes me on I-95 and is an absolute horror show.”

Apart from the engine catching fire at a red light and the exhaust backfiring so hard that you could see the cloud of smoke in the next county, the car ran great!

“Still, one may argue that many of the game’s problems are intrinsic rather than based on the power of the machine running it.”

“Parasocial relationships” have brought the celebrity stalkers of the pre-Internet age, who were terrible but generally enough of a joke that David Letterman made a recurring gag out of his stalker, into whole new utterly horrifying territory.

Definition of insanity and all that...

“they all taste mildly of cough syrup.”

Their understanding of socialism is pretty much the lyrics to “Imagine”.

When I was a moody adolescent, my dog was criminally underpaid as a therapist. Indeed, the pooch remains the only “mental health professional” I have ever trusted enough to even say five words to. Dogs actually keep patient confidentiality.

As a 1977-vintage human, I think Bubblicious is selling my birth year cohort short.

I’m a former Republican who switched sides when the fulcrum of politics moved underneath me. I’m just as annoyed by leftists who know nothing about economics as I am about right-wingers who know nothing about climate science.

Back when I was on social media, I would occasionally do joking “mess with the algorithm” posts like “I’m pregnant” or “guess what you guys, I got into the gender studies program at Bard College!” (always with a follow-up post or a comment clearly explaining to my befuddled friends what I’d just done) and sure enough,…

Keep on doin’ you, you dancing mad bastard.

“Montagu described themselves as “socially liberal, economically conservative” while speaking to Politico, a common signifier of libertarian thought that essentially amounts to wanting legalized weed and complete corporate hegemony.”

“Hey Lucca...get this. Our world isn’t a sphere. It’s actually a toroid. A giant donut.”

Wait, people on the Internet still care about proper word usage?

A toddler who bites should be given a muzzle. Like a dog. Or Hannibal Lecter.