Pet Food Tycoon sounds like an interesting new take on the management-sim genre. I’d quite like to play it.

Headline: “How much money is your hair worth?”

I wish Square Enix and Nintendo would figure this out. Dedicated team of rabid fans want to make something new with your IP? And it looks pretty decent? Offer to buy the project! Figure out who’s in charge, send a brand manager to make sure they get the look and feel right (using the same rules you’d use developing…

“but authorities then doubled back and searched the fishing boat, where they found shark fins, smartphones and “up to 300 unidentified graphics cards”.”

most schools require a parent’s signature on a failed test

Everything in this article is fucking horrifying.

It’s not the coworkers (or the social acquaintances) that are the problem.

“For the uninitiated, Rae is the second most-followed person on TikTok”

I don’t know what kind of show we could put Guy on next—maybe send him to Europe but instead of focusing on the Continent’s Culinary Capitals (triple-C), let him head out to the hinterlands from Edinburgh to Edirne and Porto to Pskov celebrating “ordinary Europeans” and showing America how the working-class Joe…

That’s entirely fair (and certainly not Apple’s sole province, since you just described my whole experience with Google Play.)

“deformed junk gene”

In general, if it walks on four legs, has fins and scales in the sea, or has wings with feathers, I’ll at least entertain the idea of eating it. Could be dog, cat, California condor, great white shark tenderized by an exploding air canister, I’ll give it a try...

Ahhh, good ol’ Honest Abe. First Republican to commit flagrant election fraud (admitting Nevada as a state on Halloween 1864 despite the Silver State failing to qualify for statehood under the still-in-use criteria of the Northwest Ordinance, just so he could have three electoral votes in his pocket because Gallup…

You just hit on why I absolutely refuse to confess to any nerdy interests of any kind at work (and why I take strong offense to being called a nerd under any circumstances.)

There are two types of people when it comes to the McRib.

“I would cheerfully chow down on a pandaburger if it were on the menu”

I find as a general rule that with the sole exception of sliced deli meat, which I am totally not above eating straight from the package, no bread, condiments, or vegetation required, that turkey is just plain inferior as a meat to all of its competitors (and even in the deli meat example, turkey’s usually not my…

“Even Nixon the previous “Worst President””

“The Diet Coke bottle—which must also be held by its lower third”

On the one hand, good on them for actually identifying complete shitheads and banning them.