Stuff like this argues against the repair/replacement/whatever it is WADOT’s doing of the West Seattle Bridge. Keep those people on their own side, safely quarantined.

Now if Krispy Kreme (and the AP Stylebook) would learn how to spell donut*, the world would be a better place.

Soooo...30,000 people at once tuned in to watch a fucking snuff film.

I mentioned Monday morning how my mind went badly off the rails over the weekend to the point where I couldn’t even video game right.

Give me a good thick book from an author I enjoy reading (maybe The Storm Before the Storm by Mike Duncan, which I’ve been meaning to read, or something from Tom Holland’s oeuvre) and I’d be like “thanks for the 2400 bucks, we should do this again sometime.”

Depends on what I’m cooking. If it’s a loose recipe to begin with—like my “Bachelor Chow” recipe which is basically “a meat, a veg, and a sauce cooked together in a skillet”, I’ll try just about anything and play with the combinations. I made a reduction sauce out of Pepsi once because I saw an episode of the Japanese …

Dear gods...during my McShift Manager days, that employee would’ve been fired in as much time as it took me to say “you are way too fucking stupid to be allowed near a cash register, get out.”

First he’s getting involved with the Fortnite community (there was an article about that on Kotaku last week) and now he’s shilling his energy drink with Microsoft?

On a trip to Disney World in...I want to say spring of 1986 (my dad died in October of that year and I remember he was pretty much terminal at that point, like ‘this is going to be your last family vacation before you’re too far gone to do anything but make your peace with God’ terminal), Mom decided to cheap out hard…

Does a game hitting the earliest of Early Access truly count as a game release?

American copyright law is a Mickey Mouse operation.

Anybody who says Americans have some natural love of liberty have never dealt with an HOA.

In the neighborhood in which I make my home, high turnover is just a sign that anyone who can afford to live somewhere else does.

“Errors in credit reports have been a growing problem in recent years, as borrowers frequently complain of paid-off loans appearing as unpaid, or of individual loans being reported multiple times.”

“there are no confirmed reports of anyone getting sick from eating these uninspected pastas.”

I covered NBA free agency in 2016, “The Year the World Went Mad”, when the salary cap jumped way up all at once and guys like Timofey Mozgov and Ian Mahinmi got over $60 million over four years.

Nowhere is the literal translation of the French name for French toast—”lost bread”—more in evidence than at Burger King. “We put the pain in pain perdu.”

You ever read something like “those words look like English but I have no idea what to make of this sentence”?

“The professional products are better, more expensive, and fast by virtue of having a higher pH.”

Everywhere else in the world, national economic statistics are compared by purchasing power parity.