This sounds like a case that only the Simpson family can solve.

No, they weren’t all happy days, like the time Pinky Tuscadero crashed her motorcycle, or the night I lost all my money to those card sharks and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.

Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

Oh, Spade… why did you put Farley in charge of the bees?

Lis, Lis, come here! I found two snowflakes that are exactly alike!

Just hook it to my veins!!

Yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name: Jazz. First name: Hugh.

I'm getting this book on U.F.O.'s. Did you know they're real? But there's a huge government conspiracy to cover it up.

Five-alarm chili, eh? Mm-hmm. One… two… Hey, what's the big idea?

Won't somebody think of the children!?!?!

Hello, Birch. Long-time listener, first-time caller. Kudos for bringing the public back to the Republican Party. It's high time people realized we conservatives aren't all Johnny Hatemongers and Charlie Bible Thumps or even, God forbid, George Bushes.

I'm going to tell you the story of Krusty's expensive new suit! His sexual harassment suit!

Hi. Um… Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks AND one of those disposable enemas. No, make it two.

I can't believe it. I'm still not among the hundred most popular billionaires. I'm behind Adam Sandler for God's sake.

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.

♪ Luke, be a Jedi tonight! ♪
♪ Just be a Jedi tonight! ♪
♪ Do it for Yoda, while we serve our guests a soda. ♪
♪ Uh, and do it for Chewie, and the Ewoks, and all the other puppets… ♪
♪ Luke, be a Jedi tonight! ♪

We work hard. We play hard.

To alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!

That fat Jamaican guy.