He’s just a guy that got really good grades in business school.

you are the joke, thank you for being there

The grid penalty is the ultimate insult after a defective track ruins your car and costs beaucoup Euros to fix.

Come to Chicago next!

Does Chris Pratt have blackmailing a lot of  animation studio executives or something?

If you don’t need to see Ms. Marvel / Wandavision / Secret Invasion then call it Captain Marvel 2, not The Marvels. The title (and the marketing) implies the homework, not the critics.

Hopefully the lesson Disney/Marvel take from this is “make better movies and tv shows” and not “don’t have women lead our movies.”  The three stars and their chemistry was by far the best thing about it.

It’s not a mystery. It’s a sequel to a movie that is nobody’s favortie, featuring three characters that are nobody’s favorites, with the implict need to have watched two TV series which even the biggest Marvel fans are getting burned out on. The first Captain Marvel movie was a much easier sell since it was an origin…

I think the first one overperformed a bit as it was the film right before Endgame so there was a lot of hype surrounding the mcu in general right at that moment and people were hoping CM would give some hints or at least help setup Endgame, i dunno. Her short subsequent appearances (mostly as a deux ex machina) were…

I think calling it The Marvels is probably hurting it at the box office. They should’ve called it Star Wars: The Rise of the Marvels or Avatar: The Way of the Marvels instead.

Loki, season 3 probably won’t happen. But Loki, in a Marvel movie, is almost a certainty.

And he’s a volunteer firefighter, and quite literally the hardest-working person in Springfield. 

“And whereas Apu often serves merely as an easy punchline...”

He had an interview where he was asked when he would stop wearing the clocks. He seemed quite contemplative in the moment, as if the question had been weighing on him for years. He sighed resignation, and with earnest eyes, told the reporter, “When the time is right.”

On the other, you’ve got Fergie and whatever that was in 2018.

Tl;dr; “some people have different opinions from me.”

Not getting up to highway speed by the end of the on ramp.

Your car should be matching traffic (or even a little faster so you can find a hole) BEFORE the ramp meets the lanes.

I will drive completely up your asshole if you are doing 40 at the end of the ramp.

^ This guy camping in the left lane not allowing anyone to pass and “brake checking” while spending time watching for reactions in the rear view instead of using the passing lane to pass.

Cutting room floor scraps of a dying Michael Jackson makes the list, but no Depeche Mode 101?!