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I feel like people are maybe overstating just how much of a lock Shiv’s got on things; sure, she did well this episode, but it seems like every episode this season has ended with at least one of the kids in a position where victory is almost visibly within their grasp, only for something to come along in the very next

What’s the purpose of this article? Is The AV Club aiming for a Ron DeSantis nod?

I don’t even watch the show, but I’m mad for you. Utter bullshit, and goes to show how little the site cares about it’s readers.

So, how many times in one day will the AV Club spoil this shocking twist in a headline?

Happy to add my voice to the chorus of people who were spoiled by this “vague” headline an hour before watching the episode on my lunch break!

“If you can put 2 and 2 together maybe don’t read this specific sentence just yet.”

FTFY.

Maybe don’t put that in the fucking headline, Gabrielle. You think people won’t figure it out?

They’re illusions, Mary Kate. A trick is what a whore does for money.

I am also very glad to see it return, as I was delightfully surprised by the first. The Schmicago idea is genius, I think. Schmigadoon was fun and lasted just long enough to mine the setting and move on.

I mean this in the most positive possible way, but I am truly baffled as to how this show got a second season. It feels like a show for like 15 people that exit in the world and I’m one of them.  I am excited to have this back in my rotation. 

But there is a painting of that joke in an attic somewhere that ages terribly.

Are you somehow under the impression that this movie that premiers in two weeks somehow has yet to provide Viola Davis a trailer, her lines, and her fee?

I don’t believe you’re actually LOLing

Great movie. Lots of fun.

Uh, no? I mean, personally, I think Hoop Dreams is better in every single metric but, beyond that, Hoosiers has an ugly racial subtext that makes the comparison pretty striking. Hoosiers wants to pretend that white kids in the American heartland are the underdog while Hoop Dreams explicitly shows how much the

Ahh yes, get those internet points at the expense of the safety of your child....smh.

This post leaves the important bits out. From a Dodge press release:

Cracks me up some people want to paint a 40" waist as average. There’s a healthy middle ground between outright shaming people for being fat, and pretending being obese is healthy and desirable.

Agreed. About 36" waist currently as a guy and classify as overweight/borderline obese. Our increased sizes have become normalized to a terrifying degree.