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I feel like people are maybe overstating just how much of a lock Shiv’s got on things; sure, she did well this episode, but it seems like every episode this season has ended with at least one of the kids in a position where victory is almost visibly within their grasp, only for something to come along in the very next

the investigation has been closed due to no evidence proving “a criminal act was committed by either party.”

What’s the purpose of this article? Is The AV Club aiming for a Ron DeSantis nod?

I don’t even watch the show, but I’m mad for you. Utter bullshit, and goes to show how little the site cares about it’s readers.

So, how many times in one day will the AV Club spoil this shocking twist in a headline?

Happy to add my voice to the chorus of people who were spoiled by this “vague” headline an hour before watching the episode on my lunch break!

“If you can put 2 and 2 together maybe don’t read this specific sentence just yet.”

FTFY.

Maybe don’t put that in the fucking headline, Gabrielle. You think people won’t figure it out?

It’s named Flipper. It’s a picture of a fucking dolphin.

They’re illusions, Mary Kate. A trick is what a whore does for money.

I am also very glad to see it return, as I was delightfully surprised by the first. The Schmicago idea is genius, I think. Schmigadoon was fun and lasted just long enough to mine the setting and move on.

I mean this in the most positive possible way, but I am truly baffled as to how this show got a second season. It feels like a show for like 15 people that exit in the world and I’m one of them.  I am excited to have this back in my rotation. 

Gotta disagree with your assessment that what makes the posters cool is their limited availability. It’s the art itself. Every Mondo poster I’ve ever been interested in just looks cool. That has nothing to do with the number available.

But there is a painting of that joke in an attic somewhere that ages terribly.

Are you somehow under the impression that this movie that premiers in two weeks somehow has yet to provide Viola Davis a trailer, her lines, and her fee?

I don’t believe you’re actually LOLing

Great movie. Lots of fun.

Cracks me up some people want to paint a 40" waist as average. There’s a healthy middle ground between outright shaming people for being fat, and pretending being obese is healthy and desirable.

Agreed. About 36" waist currently as a guy and classify as overweight/borderline obese. Our increased sizes have become normalized to a terrifying degree.