James Cameron is not going to have sex with you, AV Club. Although I can't fault you for trying, he's sexy and rich. 

Apparently not inviting someone to a private party is now “disinviting” them and ... a thing?

Pretty sure “non-thirsty” = everyone who actually acted their way to stardom on the screen as opposed to the phone. Hell, if I was throwing a rager at my mansion, I’d want to keep the influencers out too.

See also: Fat Pratt.

I say we return to 1960s male beauty standards. If you’re worried about your paunch just suck in your gut for dear life and pray the take doesn’t last longer than 30 seconds.

The Rescuers Down Under, a “tepid sequel”? Them’s fightin’ words.

I feel like this woman was in Uncut Gems, then got involved with Kanye and had some kind of weird bootcamp/makeover to be a “Kanye girl” then they immediately broke up and she faded into obscurity, rightfully so.

Being thirsty for attention no matter what can have positive AND negative consequences.

A gimmick commentor? In this economy?

Audiences will delight as this panther of a movie slinks through the night! Take note, Blake Edwards, this is how you make a sequel after a star has passed. Coogler doesn’t need to resort to deleted scenes to make this kitty purr! Although the missus’ wouldn’t shut up about her confusion of Angela Basset/Shirley…

Walk Hard is an absolutely perfect parody and it isn't physically possible for it to be funnier 

Saying that Walk Hard should’ve been funnier is a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off.

You know who I’m not completely sick of: Lisa Kudrow

You lost your nerd cred. That's tuxedo mask with sailor moon.

paedophile, spousal abuser, adulterer, tax evader. rot in hell.

What kind of world do we live in where someone like Jerry Lee Lewis can be taken from us so soon, yet Matthew Perry continues to walk around in this world?

Part of me is like “please stop covering his book, A.V. Club,” but part of me is also fascinated that apparently “intentional train wreck” is part of the marketing strategy for it

“After listening to this nonsense for about twenty minutes”

Either way, it’s shocking that all of Perry’s editors at Macmillan signed off on it for release.

Yeah, I never got onto the whole hate wagon for that movie