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“How was your weekend?”

There’s a strange kind of “nothing to see”/non-story attitude AV Club is cultivating about this incident, even as they write approximately 12 articles about it an hour. Bizarre.

He’s too busy writing new material for his standup. Apparently ticket sales for his upcoming shows have skyrocketed since it happened, and I suspect he’ll be dining out on the incident for many years to come.

I can’t believe they haven’t thought up a better excuse other than ... well it was live and we had a show to do so we just kept going. Someone came up on the stage and assaulted someone else. Case closed. Smith should have been thrown out and probably arrested. (Although I guess that part is up to Chris Rock.)

Well um yeah because those assholes didn't do what they did live on tv.

They make them turn in their prop badge and gun.  

God I hate QR code menues.

Secondly, this is the first reply to the first comment.

Jesus. Cry me a river.

SO edgy, SO shocking, to make a joke about someone with alopecia.  Oh wait...alopecia is the main cause of hair loss for people across the globe...and dudes get made fun of it all day every day and nobody gives a shit...and its not an illness...  Is it mean?  Sure.  Does it warrant *literally assaulting someone*?  No,

“I’m gonna slap Chris Rock. That’ll show people just how masculine I am and totally stop those rumors about my sexuality!” ~Will Smith, probably

You slap truthers are absolutely fucking unhinged. Go back to your Qanon boards!

One thing I like that I haven’t felt for a while in open world games is that playing for even an hour will feel like I accomplished something. The world is enjoyable to explore so I’ll find myself at work planning areas to complete or an item I want to get and just that will be like little daily adventures.

“I’m cancelled”, says woman who hasn’t been out of the spotlight in the decade since it happened.  Fuck sites that out people, but fuck this nonsense too.

She’s a white rich bitch. This isn’t how she “turned out” - she was always like this. She comes from a coddled, privileged background where she experienced little pushback or boundaries.

I insist every article about Grimes start with “...Grimes (or ‘Grimey’ as she likes to be called)...”

It’s like whole thing with Walt from Lost.

Have you considered that probably not everyone would like to see that horrific video and not put it on the front page or put some kind of warning? Are you guys that insensitive? We got spoiler warnings for stupid movies and we got shown over hundred people dying on a gadgets site’s front page? WTF

we weren’t boyfriends and girlfriends after that

Wegmans has chocolate covered peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets that are pretty good.