By Sam Barsanti

“Here’s a slideshow of other famous people who died this year.”

He might be saying he ‘wants to get caught’ so that the ‘exploit gets fixed’, but fucking up people’s games is not how to do that. Just because you say you have noble purpose doesn’t mean you aren’t being an asshole.

I don’t think he needs to say it, it’s very clear. What did he gain from it, before the truth came out? Publicity, rallying for causes he believes in, increased interest in his past work, his name coming from the mouths of people far more famous than him that might give him opportunities out of solidarity...

Victimhood is currency these days. 

Everything you’ve listed here is completely optional to the player.  Get stuck on a boss? Summon help.  Melee too tough? Used ranged bows or spells.  Care about the Lore? Read item descriptions or look it up online.  I don’t see how any of this is bad.

“Over the past few months I’ve been taking the time and space to grieve, reflect, and do my part to heal my community. Most importantly, I want to use my resources and platform moving forward towards actionable change,” Scott writes in a statement posted to Instagram.

I feel like the difficulty of these games has been really overstated over the years both by the fans who want to feel like they’re part of an exclusive club for beating them and by the gaming press that eventually just started reporting the discourse around the games as fact, which is a real shame because it probably…

If you like the franchise, absolutely. It’s a joy creeping around each corner of a frightening cave, or nimbly evading the attacks of a group of enemies to take them down one by one with precise strikes of whatever stylized fantasy weapon you’re going with at the moment. It can also be terribly funny when some awful…

It’s the year 2022: Everything is black or white, bad or good, wet or dry. Middle ground does not exist, there is no grey area, and you can ONLY eat your burger before your fries or your fries before your burger. So if you’re thinking about trying to take a bit of a burger, putting a fry in your mouth and chewing them…

French restaurant La Maison de la Poutine says that it’s been getting threats from people who think its namesake Canadian dish, poutine, is named after Vladimir Putin.

The only thing that IS clear is that he reserves his greatest contempt for us, the readers.

something about that that just looks like a sad sandwich.

I don’t care what sort of magnificent, flawless bagel you’ve had, all bread is better when toasted.

That’s like saying, “putting cream cheese on a bagel, just means you only eat bad bagels”....c’mon man....don’t even try to play that. Un-toasted bagels just means you have zero palate, don’t understand textures and flavours. There isn’t a single solitary reason to NOT toast a bagel. That’s why every single solitary…

Enough to cover the two toasted halves so there isn’t bagel peeking though. 

No “Demolition Man”? It would seem like an obvious choice....

I feel comfortable coming out and saying that I too was cast as Jerry Buss. I only found out I was fired when I showed up to set and literally no one had ever heard of me and everyone yelled at me to leave or they would call security.

The idea of John C. Reilly worrying about his ability to get work is literally the worst thing I have read in the news in the last ten years. What if he'd had to go back to porn? 

Limited time soda flavours, you say? Welcome to Mountain Dew circa 2007, Coke.