See, this is why nobody wants to hang out with you anymore.

“People with money wouldn’t steal more money” is a bad take. We don’t know any of the evidence and details, so I’m not going to disagree with your point that he might be innocent. But arguing that he wouldn’t commit fraud because he wouldn’t jeopardize his position is silly.

Smart move for Rockstar to bring back Smuggler’s Run in a clever way, without releasing an unnecessary standalone game :)

Have you read the fine print on the back?

Urschel realized he was beginning to have memory problems when he found himself asking everyone “Did I do that?”

We could explain this to you, but it will require a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician and a statistician…

Nope. That’s an attack Torb. I get the impression a lot of you play matches in, like, the higher gold and diamond range. Come down and play with us once in awhile.

Side note. The team comps in that picture are just garbage.

This is kind of genius!

Truly, Team No One.

Donald Trump Jr: “Well, sure, I robbed the bank, but it turned out it wasn’t payroll day, so it wasn’t even worth taking the money. Such a nothing.”

As someone who gets upwards of 100 emails a day at work, let me just say...

After S2, I started waiting 2 weeks before playing comp. It’s really the best decision. It allows the salty, insta-lock, refuse-to-change kind of players to fall into their lower rank. 

Odd religious references aside, I’m with the neighbors. I don’t want an amateur auto repair shop next to my home and if you’re honest, you probably don’t either.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Wait, if Bamba’s mom gets shot at the end of all this, I’m going to be very upset.

As a late luncher, it’s not about being too busy, it’s about hating other people.

I hope Jeremy Roenick doesn’t get in just because his commentary on NBC is so bad he makes Mike Milbury seem like a genius by comparison.

For years I begged you guys to cover the Red Wings. Begged you. The magic of Datsyuk. The playoff streak. The back-from-3-0-that-wasn’t in 2011, featuring Filppula’s game 6 goal, my favorite as a fan including all the Cup winners. Now, here it is. All the Red Wings coverage I could ask for. “The Dynasty that Ate…

Dad? How’d you find this site?