He was found wedged between his car and his mailbox.

“That’s right, put some real handcuffs on me!” the guy said. “Not this plastic shit!”

What the fuck is this shit?

No one, which is why they should of just put Meryl Streep in blackface and then film what would undoubtedly be a blockbuster.

We could not get a date with a good-looking girl to save our lives. Most people do not understand how hard it is emotionally on a teenager who is unsuccessful in the dating department. Dating is such a huge part of social development for teens and Ron and I missed out pretty big on that one.