Don’t forget option c, where people who are rightfully fucking pissed at being sacked by a moronic asshole intentionally leave some really magical bugs in the system.

I hope someone reported Smigo to the state’s licensing board.

Is this what the Comptroller is for? I don’t know what Comptrollers do.

Looks like Lars Williams, Director, Solid Waste Management, City and County of Denver, and I are gonna talk about abortion.

So, according to Marco Rubio, a white supremacist being assaulted is by definition an attack on someone for being a Republican?

What might be worst is that he's a gay man giving cover to every bigot out there who thinks "What do they want to be called this week?" is insightful or humorous.

I tried reading Me Talk Pretty One Day and I couldn’t finish it. The humor was repetitive and it started grating half-way through. There was air of smugness about it. Even when he was trying to be self-deprecating.

people like sedaris don’t have to worry about any of that shit and they consider the issue of LGBT stuff closed because they got what they wanted. sure, it may feel icky when bad stuff happens to people in the broader queer community but when you’ve got like 10+ houses it will never, ever affect you personally or…

The fact that an old man doesn’t like new things is shocking.

Yes and also be aware.... a Truss is now equal to 3 fortnights.

So she lasted 4.1 Scaramuccis but only .34 Cannings (an 11.9 conversion ratio)? I may finally be coming around to the metric system.

The Boston Globe didn’t bother covering this. I would have had no idea it happened except that lots of people were posting about it on Twitter. The thing that really pisses me off about it was that apparently had a HUGE police escort. Given how the police did jack shit about the recent, un-permitted, Neo-Nazi marches…

Well, that’s what you get for hanging out here instead of malefeefees.com

Longtime Bostonian, and same. Also, that’s a long walk from the Comm Ave PP to the statehouse, I hope they all got blisters.

I feel like the headline should have read:

Decided the tiki torches were a bad look the last time?

Awesome. I’m about to have my baby, and I haven’t been able to convince my husband to go with a good old Lord of the Rings name. Maybe this will change his mind!

When you’re someone’s boss the power dynamic is inherent if you date an employee.

Tucker Carlson talking with Kanye saves two other people from having to talk to either for a while

Would it be considered inappropriate to pump mustard gas into their air conditioning?