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Honestly, it’s surprising the debate lasted longer than 3 minutes.

Of course the debate was only nine minutes! Those dick pics ain't gonna send themselves!

Two words for all of you people who think this is somehow a new phenomenon for your righteous anger.

It’s like they’ve been watching me.  I hope they don’t tell my wife what I’ve been doing on Zillow......

Okay, I realize that it is easy to pile on MTG here and hold long since uttered words against her, but isn’t this the kind of toxic culture where every single thing in the distant, distant past is dug up? I mean, who of us hasn’t posted in stupid stuff on the internet in the long lost year of, checks paper, 2018? When

Good. Do Lauren Boebert next!

Wait, who the fuck is bringing Miss Piggy in to this?!?

I am in SC, where we ( not me ) continued to vote Strom Thurmond into office until he was 100 years old. He was in diapers and incapable of taking care of his own physical needs, and yet...SC kept on voting for him.

You monster. I don’t know you and I know this is a game that you can reload and replay later, but I don’t think I can’t ever forgive you for letting Tali, Garrus and Jack die.

As a PC gamer who isn’t all that good at combat, but loves playing games for the story, after failing twice to keep everyone alive in that final mission, I used a save file editing utility to change that outcome so everyone would be there in ME3. I had no regrets doing it and happily played through Mass Effect 3 with

I fucked up Zaeed’s loyalty mission and I knew I fucked it up, so I tiptoed around using him. Then he died in my ME3 playthrough. Most of the other things you can fuck up in the series, though, I managed not to. Wrex and Eve repopulated the post-genophage Krogan, Geth and Quarians are all kumbaya etc.

I had a friend who was doing a full playthrough of ME1-3 for the first time and he rushed to the ending of the ME2. He had acquired zero ship upgrades and only had Jacob’s loyalty. He came out the other side with only Jacob and Samara. He persevered with that save file for his ME3 playthrough which was equally

You guys. It’s fine. McCarthy is going to talk to her...someday...maybe...about something or other...and then...ya know...unity!

A movie this bad doesn’t deserve lighting that good.

I’m very much a math / numbers kind of person, being a scientist and all, and also taking 4 semesters of calculus. Despite that, I have always found the stock market and these investments horribly confusing. How do you make money betting against something? I’ve tried to wrap my brain around it.  I will forever see it

Basically a bunch of “regular” people cost a hedge fund 2 billion dollars and now the hedge funds want to make sure that never happens again. 

If I understand this correctly: basically, Reddit figured out how to manipulate stocks in the same (legal) ways hedge funds do, but the apps people use to make those trades are essentially owned by the hedge funds. To stop the hedge funds hemmhoraging money, they’re forcing the apps to stop allowing (not rich) people

There’s only one thing that OK can do that’s not shitty: donate the stockpile to a country or area that has annual malaria outbreaks and take the write-off. The state legislature can vote not to count it towards the deficit or some shit.

This person:

Happenstance is different than active planning. Your friend of a friend’s friend didn’t plan on getting the shot, they just happened to be there at the right time and if they didn’t get the shot it probably would have gone to waste. Better somebody get it rather than it being trashed. There’s no moral question there.