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For sure. It’s already half gone. 3 months from now, no one will even remember it happened. Shit, the Texas PTA is already filing lawsuits to get the event removed from history books.

Damn straight there’s not. The question is, do we want to be playing defense or offense?

She cries. She wants to come home.”

This wasn’t particularly hurtful in the personal sense, but it was just plain weird. And it hurt me professionally.

Back in the ‘90s I spent what I thought was an incredible weekend with a guy I liked a lot. A day or so later he called me to let me know that thanks to the time he’d spent with me, he’d decided to ask his ex-girlfriend to marry him.

~13 years ago...

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“I would take it seriously if it came from Trump, because Trump cares about American lives,” Carone said, adding that if television networks friendly to Trump such as One America News or Newsmax “told me to go get tested, I would do it.”

Don’t look now but the morons might actually wipe themselves out. Also, I’ve got

I just find it funny how neither Noah or Don knew what it meant but somehow managed to use it correctly and against its intended target (Black women). I’d be slightly more inclined to believe they didn’t know what it meant if they called like, Gwyneth Paltrow a nappy headed ho. Then I’d be like huh I don’t think that

So, that happened. It would be incredible if she actually did go to jail because blatantly lying through your teeth in a court of law should have some fucking consequences.

Oh shit, I’ve blocked him so entirely out of my mind that I forgot he existed! (A blessing, for sure.) Yes, he is definitely the Worst Chris, Full Stop.

The White Chrises are a category of their own! But yeah, Chris Brown would def top a list of the worst... Chrises of Color lol

I’ve tried pointing out to pro-wall relatives that the main source of illegal immigration is visa overstays and that a wall would have no effect on that. All I get is “Wut?”

I’m trying to understand the level of self-centeredness it takes that CardiB believes she should be tested four times per week (and everyone around her!), just so she doesn’t have to change her lifestyle one iota.

We all understand how it works. Rich\famous\powerful have the access to resourses us plebs don’t get. But you fuckers can’t even scrape up the basic decency to not rub your exalted positions in our faces during a worldwide health crisis. You’re lives are oh-so-fabulous and during normal times we could roll our eyes

Ridiculous. My mom is an oncologist and her hospital doesn’t have enough tests to test “asymptomatic” employees who have been exposed to COVID while working. How on earth is what Cardi and her people do more essential than fighting cancer? Why are we wasting tests on them when they can just STAY HOME??

Michael B. Jordan’s a better choice, Obama. Dude hasn’t been creeping on teenagers.

OK but how long do Amazon packages take to arrive?