God, can we please convince them to do a duck measuring contest?? I know you meant dick, but damn that typo was the laugh I needed.

Was just saying this to someone else. Part of the reason the NK stuff scares me so much is because the West Coast could be a legitimate target, and I know that 45 doesn’t give a flying fuck about any of us out here because we’re not his supporters. If the West Coast got blown off the map I can’t imagine he’d lose any…

Fucking yes. Beautiful

Honestly surprised Seattle isn’t on the list, we always end up on top cities in America with worst traffic. But can vouch for how god awful all of I-95 is in VA, it is the living worst.

I would star this... but it’s too real and it scares me

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!? Get the Fuck Out you fucking motherfuckers, I don’t want you in my fucking healthcare!! Or any other part of my goddamn government!!

SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!!! SEPARATION OF CHURCH... *dies of rage stroke*

I hope Splinter’s response is “ahahahaha uh go fuck yaself”

This is so fucking stupid. First off, whether you recognize trans people for the sex that they are, even if you insist on calling a trans man a woman, then you’re still discriminating against them based on their sex, just not the sex they say they are vs what the assholes in the GOP say they are. This is so amazingly…

On the opposite side, it’s difficult trying to online date as a lesbian, because a lot of dating apps just aren’t very accessible if you’re looking for same sex relationships. OkCupid is the only one I’ve ever had any luck with, and even that one can be shaky at times.

AND FUCKIN NO ONE WAS SURPRISED. these goddamn assholes.

Literally my thought. How does rape rarely even get charged, and when it does it’s for so little jail time, but stealing money from a giant conglomerate that probably wouldn’t even notice gets you 20 years!?

Gives you a better understanding of what the Cold War must have felt like, that’s for damn sure.

“The hypocrisy present in the affordable housing debate is truly elite”

Yea, I’m in Seattle, directly downtown, and when the first reports came out a few months ago they were all like “Seattle seems like a likely target!” and I near about had a panic attack and panic cried on the spot.

Woohoo congrats!! I just got a new job over the weekend too, where I’ll actually get paid what I’m worth! It’s a wonderful feeling, make sure to celebrate!

Oh man the existential terror re: North Korea has officially set in. Living on the west coast is going to be nerve wracking for the foreseeable future I think, even with facts saying they can’t hit us yet. Still giving me heart palpitations.

Beyond the fact that we already have Amazon’s HQ1 in Seattle, where the hell would they even put it? They’ve already bought up and built out the northern half of the city, we’ve got a lot of water here, so unless they’re going to build some floating buildings out on the Sound, I’m not sure where they would even go!

That was my thought. A one time fee I can understand, you have to make the device so sure there’s probably a cost that goes with that. But the monthly subscription? I have a hard enough time paying my rent and assorted bills already, I definitely don’t have an extra $200 a year for a rape prevention ring that if I’m…

I went through something like this about 6 months ago, I thought my best friends had replaced me with another mutual friend’s new girlfriend. I’ve found being honest is the best solution, when I finally confronted them to let them know I was feeling replaced, they told me that absolutely wasn’t the intention, and they…