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He gave $61,000 dollars to her various campaigns. And people ask me why I don’t buy a home, because the generation ahead of mine has all the money and throws it at politicians. That’s a like a 10% down payment on a place here in Seattle. *sigh*

Ok, so then all that crap about needing to split the seasons into two shorter ones so they’d have more money for the ending was just so they could waste it all on multiple endings that won’t even be used? Cool.

Seriously, and fuck that arena, I get mad every time it comes up.

I’m pretty sure the “right to stimulate one’s own genitals” can be covered in the pursuit of happiness section

Maybe they have improved it then, that would be a good thing because after the first one I was disinclined to continue. I’m also a total baby when it comes to pain of any sort, so that definitely could have factored in

Ugh I can’t with these fucking morons anymore.

I got all three of mine years ago when they first started offering it, and thankfully my mother was in charge of deciding if I got them all, because shitty teen me was determined to skip out after the first round. That shit hurt, like it burned down my arm, took a good 30 seconds to administer, and my entire arm was

Bitch, don’t you come at my rep like that she will take you down. We elected her for a reason, because she’s a badass, and right now her entire state is covered in smoke, so back the fuck up.

But did they find the Prothean library yet?

Sarah Palin is clearly already on meth so that’s not much of a distinction.

Oh I know, I think Montana decidedly has it the worst right now, and I’m cool with voting out Idaho, motion seconded.

“immigration reform was the job of Congress—not the executive branch”

The sunlight shining on my desk yesterday was orange, it was so weird and unnerving. I’m expecting today to be the same thing.

Texas is experiencing the worst flooding in US history, and the entire state of Washington is covered in a cloud of smoke today, but sure, climate change isn’t a problem.

*Heavy siiiiiiiiiiiigh*

right? I’m paying more than 50% of my monthly income on rent, but I’m not putting enough money into various useless things I don’t need or want.

I like how Millennials are apparently not having sex but also promiscuous.

He’s not only a popular character on the show, but he’s the only remaining wildling that the audience knows, so I don’t imagine they’ll kill him without it being a big thing on screen where you see him ripped apart, especially considering the close call last week. I will fucking stop watching if they kill Tormund,

That is such a sick burn, you’re amazing

They should have also played “You’re So Vain”. You know he thinks that song is about him