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I don’t, she knew what she was getting into, and she barely counts as a first lady seeing as she has zero interest in the job. I’m not going to bash her, but I’m not going to feel sorry for her either. She made her bed.

“empathic ears.”

I miss Uncle Joe so much!!!

“calling reports that at least 100 gay men have been detained and tortured “credible.””

I didn’t even know avocado toast was a thing, though it does sound delicious. I’d love to buy a place but seeing as I currently spend half of my monthly take home on rent in one of the most expensive cities in the country, where I’m looking at at least $250k-$300k for a studio condo/one bedroom, I don’t think that

I mean I used to watch Tool Time religiously (I know, it’s Home Improvement, but I will always call it Tool Time) when I was younger, but I will agree Galaxy Quest was the easy high point.

yes good

link? This sounds like good schadenfreude 

Dementia

God willing, we’ll hail your father as a prophet happily

May the odds never be in their favor

If implying that the president makes out with Spicey helps get him fired (because I totally believe that, thank you SNL, you beautiful bastards), can we double down on Rosie playing Bannon and get a repeat performance of this week’s episode?? Let’s just do it with all of them, see if they’re all fired afterwards. For

Has there been any successful King Arthur movie since First Knight? I know there haven’t been any that I cared about since then.

it’s not surprising if you grew up there. K-12 history class is basically The Great War parts 1-12. No one seems to have realized they lost, and they don’t really bother to teach much other history except the bare minimum for the SOL tests (thank you, No Child Left Behind, it’s been a real treat).

*headdesk* Goddamn it VA, this is why we can’t have nice things. Also why I’m never, ever taking you back. Not looking forward to my trip home next month.

Which is absolutely fair and understandable, everyone is different and has been through different experiences. I’m definitely careful to only use the word around people I know are comfortable with it, but I do think there’s something to be said for taking back the word and turning it around on the people who want to

As a slightly different perspective on the same topic, I find myself relatively uninterested in relationships all together, they make me feel confined and unhappy, but I don’t mind being a third to some people’s relationships. I like when someone I’m interested in has someone else they’re more serious with, it puts

I disagree, but it could also be connected to location. I’m a lesbian in Seattle, and the vast majority of LGBTQ people I know (including myself) are perfectly comfortable with the term “queer”. In fact, we regularly refer to the LGBTQ community here as the “queer community” because it feels more inclusive of the

And considering I do most of my banking online anyways, when I do need a brick and mortar, I don’t really mind going a bit further out of my way for it. I get a nice walk out of the deal, everyone who works there is super nice, and I don’t feel like I’m shaking hands with the devil every time I leave! Bonus!

Saying that Native Americans take anything for granted seems like one of the most outrageously offensive things you could possibly let pass through your lips.