Hmm perhaps, but I’m worried that I’ll get water up my nose if I try again, and I really hate that feeling. I don’t know if it’s worth the risk.

That specifically is the point I keep coming back to. Both he and Ryan kept saying “just short” “not quite enough” and I’m like look guys, I know numbers are hard, but you were more than just short. Also, it doesn’t even matter if you were just short by one, you still failed. So good job.

Obviously not, and I needed an excuse to eat more cake, so maybe this is serendipitous 

We should start a club.

Oh shit, I’ve been doing it all wrong! Thanks for the enlightenment, I’ll give it a shot this weekend and report back if I’m “cured”

That’s what we keep telling ourselves, but it doesn’t seem to be working.

It’s because it doesn’t have his name on it. If it wasn’t called Obamacare, maybe they would work on it.

I loved in his press conference how he kept saying we want to help the American people and make everyone’s lives better. It took everything in me to not laugh out loud at my desk. Maybe this is the spark he needs to swiftly remove his tongue from 45's butt hole.

Was just saying this earlier. I think this is the first time in months that I’ve actually been happy with something that came out of Washington. It’s a strange feeling, I don’t really know what to do with it... so yay I guess?

Hate to rain on this guy’s parade... (no I don’t)

I mean 45 already blamed the Democrats and let Ryan off the hook, so it’s the logical next step.

Thank you!! and yes, that picture is perfect haha

He is! He kept saying they’re having growing pains and figuring it out still, and multiple times said they’d spent the last decade being the opposition party. I’m like this dude clearly doesn’t think anyone actually watches CSPAN

I believe one of the corespondents dinners

Burn

Anybody watching Ryan’s press conference? It seems strange how loudly he’s admitting that they spent the last decade as an opposition party and that they haven’t figured out how to actually govern yet. And I’m really not changing his words much. He’s pretty much outright saying “we don’t know how to govern yet, we’re…

Thank you for explaining! Still seems douchy, but at least theres a reason.

Was there a required stance for those pictures, or did they both just happen to choose the exact same pose, ring and all?

I suddenly and intensely miss Behind Closed Ovens. I need to hunt down where Pinkham ended up.

Mars will need a president right? Maybe sell it to him that way, first ever, go on Donny, it’ll be great!