Wtf, Canada, take WA too please!

Any chance Feinberg likes to go by the title Illusive Man? Because if so, definitely don’t trust that guy.

Except for Cheney

I found my next tattoo

I really only read fiction, non fiction has to be on a subject I find voraciously interesting to keep my attention, and with all the political bullshit, I have a feeling reading this will be difficult, as much as I love Warren. That being said I am absolutely going to buy it in the hopes it hits number one seller as…

Done, and thank you!

I’m here to do my part and turn the country into a rainbow.

Oh jeez, someone try it!

You’re right, that’s even worse

I think it’s very strange that 45 continues to use his old Twitter handle instead of the POTUS one. Think he forgot the password already?

I just snorted at my desk at the thought of forcing gay marriage on those GOP fucks, but some of them might secretly be down for it.

Had the same thought, is that one voter accounted for? Are they safe?

I’ll cosign that one. Jfc I need about 10 drinks today.

Ouch, that actually hurt me. Well done

I’d say my public school experience was shaky at best. I was in high school during the height of SOL tests (Standards of Learning, though we always called them Shit Out of Luck tests. Thanks, No Child Left Behind). My teachers were forced to teach to the test, and it showed. That being said, I had some of the most…

Queen Elizabeth! Take the shot! Please take the shot!

omg yes

He’s from VA. Trust me, he’s a Democrat with a lower case “d”. Liberals are few and far between in VA

You need waaaaaay more stars for TrumpleThinSkin. I fucking love it

Amen, I keep holding out hopes for them, and then mirthlessly laughing at myself for being so stupid.