Came here to say this. Oh my god you are elected officials, can you please spell things correctly at the very least? And maybe also stop being giant raging assholes who are so afraid of nipples.

Was anyone bitten and are we monitoring for zombie outbreak?

*full body shudder*

Arg me too!!! Where the fuck is my Star Trek trailer!? I don’t care about any of the other movies they showed previews for (except Civil War, because Cap.)

That is the most beautiful thing i’ve seen all week

That depends on who you ask, unfortunately.

Ugh it’s been a rough day, why you gotta bring me down like that? I hadn’t thought of that yet, but you’re super right

“We’re playing the hand we were dealt. I guess Christmas Eve was booked.”

I’m so fucking sick of this whole presidential election cycle and it hasn’t even technically started yet. It would be really wonderful is some mature adults could be in charge of this shit rather than the immature idiots currently running all fronts, that’s what it feels like anyways. I know this isn’t Hillary’s…

1000%, I will stand behind this with my dying breath because it’s perfect.

Please god tell me that’s true. I want it to be true so badly.

I think this is what bothers me most, that by doing this, by strongly putting these lies out there and trying to make PP come off as a monster, he’s actually putting lives at danger. There are enough angry deranged nut jobs out there already, they don’t need even more reason to be crazy and dangerous. It just shows a…

Agreed, hate them more, but considering how many men, police officers especially, have walked away from these sorts of charges, it is so fucking satisfying to watch that video.

Well there’s not much I can do about roaches except flush them down the toilet. I mean, we could try that but that toilet is going to get clogged fast. Salt is also a thing with demons, right? that seems to also be an accurate comparison, in my opinion.

But otherwise I approve of your names for other teams, can the Florida Crazypants compete against the Seattle Manholes please??

Nope, the Rat City Rollergirls are Seattle’s roller derby ladies and they’re bad ass.

Also “and salt preserves meat from maggots.”

Men’s roller derby! We can have the Rat City Rollergirls, and the Seattle Manholes!

This is true, I 100% agree with the activism of the Seattle manholes.

Why you gotta drag Seattle Manholes into this? They did nothing