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I’m trying to figure out why the fuck anyone gives a damn about this enough to put it in the local paper??? It’s high school, who cares who is homecoming queen!? Let the girl rock it, she earned it, and maybe write a story about how bigots are always going to be bigots and claim wrong doings because they’re upset

Let’s not even get started on surprise medical fees and how much they suck you dry. I broke my foot a few weeks ago, and I have health insurance through work. It’s still going to cost me about $500 altogether, which is money I just don’t have right now. I’ve found a way to make it work, but it was only supposed to

Fuckabee: Racism doesn’t exist!

omg i do that too, that song works so well for so many different things

“at minimum... unconstitutionally compels (the clinics) to speak messages that they have not chosen, with which they do not agree, and that distract, and detract from, the messages they have chosen to speak.”

Jack and Gwen ship!? Ugh, people these days.

His rhetoric is better though because he uses alliteration.

Polish, the only bright spot in all of this is your edited name. You’re awesome.

I think the original article is on your side on this one too:

NO FEDERAL MONEY PAYS FOR ABORTIONS. Jesus fucking Christ you asshats.

I look forward to the day that we can just accept a woman’s word without asking a million questions about what she did to deserve her treatment. It shouldn’t matter at all what you do for a living, consent is consent is consent and if you don’t have it, it’s rape.

Right? I was like that’s a bitchin bed, I want that for me, not to share with anyone else

Same. My dog is so small, how does he take up so much space?? Also he decided recently to sleep right at the end in the middle, and I have a broken foot atm, so I’m now paranoid that I’m going to accidentally whallop him in my sleep with my boot. Not smart, Pippin!

You know Utz doesn’t exist on the West Coast? Every time I lament for Utz, people look at me like I’ve grown a second head, it’s very sad

This. So much this. I feel this on a personal level. Right up there with the “just wait, you’ll change your mind” is the “why?” question that clearly says they think something is wrong with you. Because I don’t like children, and yes I have spent time around them, I worked at a daycare for a year and it was hell, and

Now you’ll never find love

Awe congrats Mark and Allen!! You two are dangerous levels of addorable, and this was an excellent piece. I applaud your bravery guys, keep up the good fight!

PMS is rude, I’m getting choked up over this at work. stop it hormones.

*slow clap* That last paragraph was beautiful.

I miss Lindy. She’s so good