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Awe congrats Mark and Allen!! You two are dangerous levels of addorable, and this was an excellent piece. I applaud your bravery guys, keep up the good fight!

PMS is rude, I’m getting choked up over this at work. stop it hormones.

*slow clap* That last paragraph was beautiful.

I miss Lindy. She’s so good

Porque no los dos??

This is how we know god is dead.

What if the alternative is being murdered?

Very few people induce rage in me quite as quickly as Bob Goodlatte, or as me and my college friends called him, Badlatte. He is one of the rudest, dumbest people I have ever had the misfortune of meeting, and he made a friend of mine cry. I met him once during a Green Energy summit in DC, in which he wouldn’t let us

I like how her husband is holding onto her shoulder in the picture with Cruz, like he’s worried she might get away.

At least I’m not the only one. I grew up with wackadoodles like this guys, and I have never ever been able to understand how their brains work. Like, you have some sort of birth anomaly that blocks intelligence and reason from making it through your brain??

Can we just send him to jail if he really wants to go so badly? Wouldn’t that disqualify him for running for pres?

It’s really cherry picking Christianity, as long as it serves them and backs up their personal beliefs, that’s all that matters. The rest of it is just a pretty little story.

Seconded, that is my least favorite thing. stfu no it wasn’t

SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!! Why is this so difficult for these morons to comprehend? I mean I get that it’s a willful ignorance, but come the fuck on, you’re a government employee, do you fucking job like everyone else

We have partner cars at my office, and we have a very strict log book for this exact reason. And it always works, we know you were in the car then, this is your responsibility

The best (worst) one was when we were pursuing a project there, and one of my coworkers was teasing my other coworker, saying he finally learned how to say it correctly. He just smiles, nods and goes “Loo-ee-vill” and I was like *facepalm* You all fail at everything.

I left the south east for Seattle, and every time the folks in my office say “Loo-ee-vill” I cringe. It just hurts, stop, don’t say it if you can’t pronounce it.

favorite Cas moment ever

I call my dog a butt when he’s being stubborn...

What??