Your southern family reunions were supposed to be sober? My Mississippi family would never have made it through a family reunion if there weren’t copious amounts of alcohol involved. People would have died. And probably realized all the bless your hearts being thrown around were rude, but they were too drunk to care.

I like how everyone says it’s 2015 like we’ve reached some promised year where all the horrible racism of the world has been eradicated, that we reached that a few years ago and everyone is shocked that it’s been resurrected. Racism never went away, people just ignored it because it was easier for them to.

yea we have! Because Seattle is the shit

For the record, I think your high-larious

The buzz word for me came in that same debate when he started talking about clean coal. I was like fuck you to Sunday dude, gtfo.

As a native Williamsburger I can attest to this. Although what isn't shitty about Williamsburg? The cops there (and the retirees for that matter) just enjoy harassing people in general, when they opened the movie theater in New Town, they included a no loitering law, so that teens couldn't hang out in the giant…

"It's the body saying, "Yep, I can do this" while the mind is saying, "No, I'm not into it.""

Yes, direct quote from the report. That is sound medical advice there, and excellent bedside manner to boot

"When our investigator asked how to avoid unintended

Brutal, but well deserved.

Does Jeopardy take nominations? Because I nominate Mark, that would be a beautiful thing to witness no matter how it goes.

I am floored that my home state of Virginia has no law prohibiting removing someone from life support when they're pregnant, yet the much more sane state of Washington where I now live does. Wtf Washington??

Uncle Joe delivered a pretty excellent smack down as well when he wrote to Iran to explain why the Republicans are so fucking stupid

That white one in the middle, doesn't she know that women will only buy pads with wings? Seriously, why even bother if it doesn't have wings.

please tell the passion of the christ story. I am intrigued

beautiful

I think you have uncovered a conspiracy of Chris' to take over the super hero industry....

I'm not broken is literally the thought I had this morning when I read this article. Thank you for the definitions, they're very helpful!

I wish I had the hunger games volunteer gif ready, but alas I am woefully gifless

thank you, thats how I felt after reading this article. I wanted to cry I was so relieved to see people articulate how I felt even though I couldn't explain it