That is hard core freakin me out. what in the fuckity fuck is that evil thing???

Is this for real? Like it's a really real thing? because no. I hate it.

Also "The Pain Capable Unborn Child Protection Act"?? Did they just pick a bunch of words that kind of had something to do with what they're talking about and slap them together? That is the most awkwardly worded act, seriously.

Everything is bigger in Texas, so it's probably more like 16 hours for them.

Dave needs to post regularly. That was the best written story, trying not to laugh at work!

I've had a few exceedingly uncomfortable cab rides in Seattle, thankfully they didn't go past anything verbal, but that's why I take Uber, because I hate the cabs here. Now I'm not sure how I'm going to get home from my class because taking the bus at 10pm means I'm in a bad part of town alone late at night, while the…

I was at RTX last summer in Austin and we had a bomb threat. Maybe this is a convention thing, but it's extremely fucked up. Why do people suck

And a religious nut job with the last name of Robertson. Seriously, try something original Kiwis

I'm more and more glad every day that I decided against applying to UVA. Jesus fuck.

My friend is a photographer here in Seattle who focuses on social movements and demonstrations, he's got a great series on his site of the protests happening here in Seattle: The Dignity Virus

you are a beautiful person

Is that fuck bag really saying that some trigger happy cop who was clearly in the wrong is more important than the child he murdered? Fuck that guy. Fuck everything.

That's fair. I wish you the best of luck then because I would be sooooo happy for her to return!!!

Cas hugs are the greatest and most awkward

Unrelated, you have the most badass username ever.

Uncle Joe!!

Do share!

Mine's a little boy, but he's still the most adorable thing in the world in my opinion haha. I adopted him because I fell in love with his gigantic ears lol, but he's so cuddly and wonderful, he makes everything better

You're dog looks so much like my dog! Mini Pin/Chi by chance?

Jesus H Christ lol. But Alabama makes it make a little more sense sadly. Attempted murder never happened at any of my family gatherings, but throw a bunch of inbred, chain smoking Mississippians together, and trust me, some interesting and terrifying things can happen there as well