Jesus H Christ lol. But Alabama makes it make a little more sense sadly. Attempted murder never happened at any of my family gatherings, but throw a bunch of inbred, chain smoking Mississippians together, and trust me, some interesting and terrifying things can happen there as well

I went to Peru on a school trip a few years back and warned my professor I'm kind of a nervous wreck when it comes to flying, and as soon as I got on the plane (a few months after this conversation mind you) he flagged down someone and was like "this girl needs a glass of wine right now". Best professor ever.

That is oddly specific and sounds like personal experience!

I vote DugBow

Everyone is freaking out about the arm, but I am much more concerned that Sherlock is apparently not returning until 2016!?!?!? NOOOO

She is the most fabulous. I wish she had more than one season, I keep trying to make a case with people that she could come back! Just don't tell her about the DoctorDonna bit and bring back the best companion ever! Though I have a feeling her and 10 were too perfect together to top, but it's worth a shot!

Arizona is the actual worst. never venture there. it is a land of dispair

I nominate Cassiebear to represent us

Yea, I was going to say, I don't remember hearing about Hillary being a decades long serial rapist. Oh wait. *head desk* These people are morons.

Also, not a regular companion, but can we please just appreciate and adore River Song for a moment?

I hated Martha until she showed up in Torchwood. Then she was bad ass

Donna Noble is my spirit animal

Oh I know, I do as well, and that was exactly why I did not date there because I hated the type of men that were abundant in that area. No, I am not going to sit in the kitchen making you sandwiches while I pop out a few kids for you, fuck you.

I would sponsor you Mark, despite the hamster suit!

That's how you catch the gay, people, everyone knows this. *sigh*

Dumping is not strong enough. a swift kick is also an appropriate response to this

I for very serious can't tell if you're being honest in this article or hard core passive aggressively bashing the song. Either way I love you.

This is how the Capitol styles in the Hunger Games start. Eyebrow Bling.

Comcast has morals!? Would someone please inform Comcast of this!?

omg. I have already declared my favorite person for the day, so you will be deferred to be my favorite person tomorrow