Wow, that was really reaching, troll, but thanks for playing

We've got John Oliver, we sure as hell don't need you. John Oliver 4ever

This is the most amazing quote of the entire piece:

I think it's important to point out that yes, in our modern time that is all true and we should feel safe saying those things, that still doesn't always happen, and I think in most cases of abuse of any sort, people don't think logically because they are scared. It's difficult to think clearly when fear is a factor.…

I want to give you all the stars

I think you're confused...

I am a millennial and I have never once shopped on Black Friday. Maybe it's because I hate people and don't want to be anywhere near that many of them, or remembering my retail days in high school and shuddering at the thought of doing that to some other poor soul. What about the fact that you've probably got a ton of…

I agree that this whole concept completely baffles me, but honestly could they have chosen something different to call it? That right there might have at least solved a few problems, I saw the title and assumed someone was threatening to kill themselves unless people ate. I still wouldn't want anything to do with this…

I have loved him forever. He needs more love, he's fantastic

But the show is cancelled now, so that is no longer true

You win with that comment. I salute you sir.

Mark, you made my day with the West VA joke. I'm so glad someone else on the West Coast understands, because no one here ever gets my West VA jokes, and it is upsetting.

You are my favorite person

We in Seattle are proud to support you in your noble cause. We will stand strong with you.

They do, they just don't make a spectacle of it

What about the people he hurt? You're dismissing them completely and instead feeling worse for the man who caused them pain. If no one has control over their actions or thoughts, then they also had no control over what happened to them, and yet you don't seem to care at all that they experienced this traumatic thing,…

"how does my view silence rape victims? So rape victims can say any untrue thing and everybody needs to accept it?"

Don't forget he has no choice about being a Troll though, and we should feel sorry for him because of that

So you get to decide how women who have been raped should feel, and you get to redefine words too? Who died and made you supreme decider? Oh, that must have been a moment of fate also

Of course you can't control your impulses and desires, but you can control whether or not you act on them, and that's the argument here.