That's a gun show I would attend

Of course it was Florida. Also I read "Bay News 9" as "Bad News 9", which is way more believable I think

So if a woman gets drunk and then raped, they say it's her fault for being drunk. But if a man gets drunk and rapes a woman its... her fault because he was drunk? I don't... I can't... I hate everything. These people need to collectively pull their heads out of their asses.

He's a super creep. Super creep (he's super creepy)

Any time anything happens now, my first thought is always "I can't wait to see what John Oliver has to say about that!"

Any time anything happens, my first thought is always "I can't wait to see what John Oliver has to say about that!"

I've been trying that argument for 25 years. It doesn't work, trust me. You'll be even more regularly damned to hell if you use it. But my hopeless optimism means I just keep throwing it out there! Keep your religion to yourself!

That's the best thing I've read all day

Not as bad as the guy who flat out told me he was getting an erection on the elevator with his friends standing around him. and he was over 50, and I"m pretty sure one of the women was his wife. Some people need to just learn when to stfu

I worked at the Space Needle on the elevator, and at least once a day would get the comment "I bet your job has a lot of ups and downs". Har Har. You're not funny, get out of my elevator and out of my city.

Stop the presses! Dr. Alex Jones says "You can put three heads on a man's shoulders, and two heads on a woman's shoulders — that's a known anatomy." IT'S KNOWN ANATOMY GUYS. End of discussion.

Mark I would just like you to know that I clicked on the link someone posted to see what a guinea pig onesie is, and now all of my ads on the Jez side bars are for guinea pig and penguin onsies. I blame you.

I live in Seattle a few blocks from the 5 Point and I love that place, the servers are awesome and we've always had great treatment there, plus the food is yummy and it's the only 24 hour place that sells breakfast and booze in the area, hard to go wrong. The local gossip on this is that there was actually a line to…

This is especially true in the south. I'm from VA, not too far from Henrico, and I'm not even a little surprised about this happening. My best friend in high school was gay, and he went through some seriously horrible shit even though he hid his orientation for as long as he could. he managed to get through relatively…

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This caught me also! Have you noticed that apparently all good godly men are lumberjack cowboy southerners with manly beards and chest hair? This image confuses me. Why is it important to know what each adult male's chest hair situation is!?

"the notion that since they're the ones paying, they should be able to call the shots."

It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!

What if I think they're spelled "onions", can we still be friends?

As a former resident of VA (Hampton Roads!) and because this bullshittery was part of the reason I decided to leave, trust me I am tickled by this news! Couldn't have happened to a better person, really.