I don't mean to call names, so you know. Take that as you will, but...

YESYESYES. You said everything I wanted to say and more. I'd just add this: outside of all the things mentioned above and in your comment, this would be my favorite movie ONLY BECAUSE of the line in "Fixer Upper" that starts:

this is completely irrelevant, but i still want to call her lacewell-harris. every single time i get confused. i want to be her friend so so badly but i'm so afraid i'd mess up her name.

i've heard no such accounts. i don't like him, he seemed like a douche the one time i met him (granted, i'm a nobody so why would he be nice to me)? and the music is just meh.

erm - quick q. what's the name of this mma training partner witness? i hadn't heard of him before so i went and did a quick google search but then i went down the rabbit hole so now i'm just gonna ask you, for my sanity. and maybe the sanity of those around me, but mostly mine - ha.

I don't know why I would expect you to listen to me. I'm going to call it a night. You're welcome to believe whatever you want; your opinion will not change anything.

big fat fucking ugh.

looks like they are (were?) not separated. bummer. MMc, come to DC and we will have drinks.

i am so sad. the dude who is sucking face with katharine mcphee is mary mccormick (of west wing fame)'s husband. i love you mary! i have no idea who this singer person is!

or it just could have been a lie.

i will not take that bet, as that was my reaction too!!

i like it!

dodai! how do you reconcile this with the alleged cheating last month? say it was a lie. SAY IT!

ehem. i may have done this even though:

marika hargitay is my hero.

here's what's sort of hilarious. i too, give myself hot DAMN orgasms, but sometimes i'm not feeling it with me either. in those situations i go to the bathroom, turn off the light and go to bed. because it was fun while it lasted, yanno? but meh one can only work so hard so long at a singular goal*.

it makes me awfully sad that you didn't receipt appropriate comment props for this one. i love it. it's macabre to think about, but hypothetically how hilarious would that be. "fuck all y'all! ACCORDINGTO HAS LEFT THE BUILD..."

i might be a millenial (1983, i never really feel like it but technically i am?) and while the trend pieces annoy me, so do my ~decade younger colleagues/interns. and yet? this line?

parliamentary inquiry! can i also punch a hole in the wall?!?!

not yet. there's 35 more minutes, and at this point, they're debating whether or not to end her filibuster (well, to table the motion to appeal the decision to end her filibuster by vote, i think, to be perfectly accurate).