So dear reader, what are your favorite toppings?

That's the thing, it's one of the three major options and it isn't very good.

There isn't even an animation for it; characters just run up them in a weird, jagged way. It's not a major complaint, mind you, it's just strange that Bethesda goes on about how much they've improved animations and something so basic was overlooked.

The van exploding and killing the mother and child. I thought giving the time of said event would help people to understand the joke, but never mind.

It's cool how they didn't show the animations when exiting a finishing-blow, getting up from being knocked down, or something as simple as ascending a staircase. The standard melee combat still looks weak too.

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I imagine looking into those massive, soulless eyes would reveal some dark secret about the cosmos.

Yup. Anyways, as a fan of From Software I must thank you for purchasing the game (assuming that you did). By doing so you've helped in showing that a sequel should be made; that there is still a market for games that require skill and thought.

"Who's the developer to say who the game is and isn't for?"

No, it wouldn't be an improvement. If you think the game should be easier then it simply isn't for you. Dark Souls directly opposes the hand-holding and forgiving nature of modern games, and that is extremely refreshing for those of us that like a challenge.

Oh Dark Souls, I love you so much. You're easily my GOTY, as I doubt I'll get as much enjoyment out of anything else.

Dark Souls, Shining Force and maybe some Space Marine.

Wow. Just...wow. That kid is really fucking dumb. Like, " you're lucky survival is no longer an issue for the society you live in, 'cause you'd probably be dead by now" dumb. It's mind-blowing.

Sure. I'd virtually rape a dog too.

I personally don't have a problem with running over dogs or animals in general. Virtually, of course; it's not something I do in real life. With that being said: I really hope there are children in this game. Not enough games feature child-murder.

Oooh, there's a bike in the Bad Housing picture. Hopefully you can ride it and do crazy jumps all over the place.

Wow. I suddenly have the urge to go on a stabbing-spree.

For a second I read Laurent Detoc as Lautrec, and I almost started freaking out. Almost. Damn you, Dark Souls.

They did Blood Omen, but Soul Reaver was developed by Crystal Dynamics.

I enjoyed the music and the lady with the mohawk. Four-player cooperative is pretty snazzy too. Aside from those things I'm not really interested; it sort of lacks personality in terms of the visuals. I feel that it isn't distinguished enough from other futuristic shooters out there.