Because that's the staple of every DW/DW spin-off game ever? Because the DW series has terrible production values and seethes mediocrity? And it sells.

Ayla from Chrono Trigger.

"Beat missions to advance through the story". Well, I'm sold.

Double post.

Wow...this game stilllooks incredibly mediocre. Good job Silicon Knights.

Set yer Gitfindas to panzee.

I'm tired of modern military shootan games. That's why I won't be getting it.

Oh yeaaah...mmmm...wait a second. WAIT A SECOND. Something isn't right here. I got it! It's the shoes! They don't have the yellow zig-zags! Nice try, but that just ruined the illusion.

This information is easily attainable.

Yay for being uninformed!

Wait a second. A true gaming laptop? Is that what that guy said? This changes everything. No wonder everybody is so excited about this. Razer is clearly onto something, I'm not sure what it is in the slightest, but at least it's true.

Either tea or coffee (preferably cold). I don't eat food while playing, as I'm terrified of getting the controller nasty and stuff.

DeS had a story, yes, but the it wasn't substantial at all. I feel that the world and its various locales had their own subtle stories, as did NPCs, monsters, items, weapons, etc, and that all those things worked together to create something that formed only a small glimpse into that particular universe. It was…

Either Jigglypuff or Snorlax. Not entirely sure.

Surprised that you guys didn't mention the scrapped evolution of Koffing: Totenkopffing. Apparently, it had a unique move called 'Flare Blitzkrieg'.

I'm not less excited for the game at all (pretty sure I didn't say that), I just expected the story to be more compelling.

I know, but I don't really remember Demon's Souls having story trailers.

I was really born in 1901. Honest.

To be honest, I'm not really looking forward the continuation. Nothing that was said wowed or intrigued me. I think the writers might have been trying to go for something vague and mysterious, but you sort of need a good hook before doing that, or else the player/reader/whatever doesn't really care enough to be…

They're probably immortal like the children in Fallout 3. Since I'll be playing on the 360, that won't be changing, unfortunately.