simply_androoo
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simply_androoo

So how was the Starcraft 2 crowd?

Once dead (and excluding means of preservation), it takes about four weeks for the face to become unrecognizable, and for soft tissues to begin to liquefy.

"When I was young, it was all Pac-Man and board games". Funny he should say that. As a type-1 diabetic, my inability to even interact with the classic game Candy Land was beyond depressing. So I turned to video games, namely Pac-Man, and in my distressed state the yellow puck had a profound affect on me. Before I knew

That's a wonderful point; I understand fully and you've changed my outlook on the series.

Whatever it is, I'm willing to bet that it'll be horribly cliché in terms of plot and characters.

How the fuck should he know? Morrowind was just too detailed of a FPS too get into. Fucking stories man, how do they work?

"I couldn't give a dragon's ass about the story".

There's horse riding, but no mounted combat.

Bada-dollar sign-dollar sign. What does that mean?

Gamer humor. Ha.

The"Authority" and the "Resistance", huh? That's some compelling stuff right there.

Does she like things that smell nice, organic stuff and soap? If so, then I recommend organic soap.

Don't touch me!

The first was my personal favorite.

Getting Deus Ex, Space Marine, and Dead Island. Whee!

Is this your first time taking a stab at puns? It wasn't...dull, but it wasn't a cut above the rest.

As long as this new Unreal doesn't have perks, regenerating health, ADS, killstreak rewards or any of that bullshit, then it'll be an instant buy. It probably will though. Because money.

Derp, posted in the wrong place. Sorry.

The Charr sound awesome; I like their lore from the small amount I've looked up. However, the community worries me. I can imagine furries flocking to the race and corrupting it. Just like they do with everything. Everything.

Double.