I quickly learned to mute Sasha Grey's porn, so the idea of hearing her emit any sort of noise (not involving sex) is alien to me. So. Fucking. Annoying.

I've never eaten any sort of curry before. I'd very much like to, but there aren't a whole lot of restaurants in my area that sell anything other than Mexican food. This makes me sad.

Probably because they won? Just a guess though.

Wow, CoJtC is already coming out? They released a game play video not long ago, and I could have sworn it was pre-alpha.

You're so clever and funny. It makes me wet.

It's hard to imagine Taki still being agile at 46 with her saggy breasts knocking into her knees. So, I'm glad this character exists.

Well, do things that involve women. There are women that are extremely nerdy as well, you just gotta find them. Go to some type of convention for something you enjoy and socialize. The setting will provide a point to initiate a conversation. You just have to leave a lasting impression, and that's where being confident…

Huh?

All joking aside, confidence is a huge part of it. Don't be so down on yourself. Low-confidence is as infectious as its opposite. If you put yourself in social situations it'll happen eventually.

Chloroform should tip things in your favor.

So, what I'm getting from this is that females enjoy micro-transactions and terribly boring, repetitive things? If that's the case, I'll make sure to have a good deal of change on me the next time I get a handjob. Being pelted with coins should spice-up the situation a bit.

Yup, the water can also kill ya in Tomb Raider 3, in the Antarctica levels.

Definitely: L4D2, Borderlands.

My dad played Morrowind and its expansions for around 600 hours. There wasn't an unfilled part of any map or quest left undone. Shit was impressive.

It's cool, I thank you for correcting me.

Good show.

So...who awarded this game with GOTY, and how much money were they paid to do so?

I agree/relate to everything you posted. You're never alone.

I have a few issues with this prequel to The Thing.

"Some people need to know they're not alone". Pffffffft.