Yeah, I know. It'd be an awesome in-game joke though. Like, have their fatigue meter replenish slower than the other races.

Lovely screens, but I want to see an Argonian already. I'd also like an explanation as to how a cold-blooded lizard-man will survive in such an environment.

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I envy your sharp wit.

That's weird, 'cause Ninja Gaiden has existed a long time before God of War.

Anyway you slice it; this game looks awesome.

Snail trails. That's the first thing that popped into my head.

And it's two-player friendly as well. ;)

Slap this on a console, add some lube, nipple-rings, a gag, and you've got the best Gears bundle ever. Ever.

Don't be silly, having this service ready at launch would've made too much sense!

Wow. That dialogue.

#corrections

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Let the butthurt flow through you.

"Mommy, Daddy, why can't we go to the real Disneyland?

I want your babies. /internet high-five

Earthbound 3 remade for the 3DS and set for release in the US this holiday season. - Never going to happen. Ha.

More God of War? Already? I thought the franchise was going to take a break for awhile?

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH. BWAAAAAAAAAAH. BWAAAAAAH.