I'd totally read that, as it sounds legitimately awesome.

Really not feeling the "luxurious" style used in the excerpt. Just seems forced, unnatural, and unfitting of Minecraft.

Is this sarcasm? I am genuinely interested.

My favorite part is when she stood at the door and prevented her mother from entering.

I highly recommend mayo with olive oil. It's a bit healthier (if you're interested in healthy things) and it tastes pretty good too.

That'd be cool. Wanna see Samus as cougar as well.

Let the Right One In, Ichi the Killer, The Twilight Zone (complete original series), The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, The Thing, The Machinist, Troll 2, and that's all I can think of right now.

mfw people who said they'd never purchase another CoD are excited for MW3, and that these people are the same who complain about how shitty CoD has gotten and how they'll never buy another one, until the next is released a year later.

Nah, never heard of him, but I'm going to go look him up now.

I remember my dad introducing me to Star Wars when I was five or six...thinking back on it now makes me all nostalgic. *sniff* Hopefully your kid starts showing interest soon, but, I have to ask :

Thank you very much Pedo_Bear! I'd be honored to inseminate your anus!

The Norse pantheon was pretty diverse apparently.

It awards ten points for style, but minus several million for good thinking. You'd have to weigh the two and choose whatever is more important in your eyes. So it's on a case-by-case basis, really.

I am actually interested in purchasing one, simply because it'd be an awesome conversational piece.

A few months ago I decided to try and walk/swim from the cursed island to the opposite corner of the map, using the grapple-hook only for traversing mountains and other such obstacles. I gave up on the swim leaving the cursed island. No way do I have the patience for that shit.

o_o

Gah! I remember Toy Commander! I rented it from Blockbuster a few times. The missions were usually cool, but exploring was my favorite thing to do.

The guy with the guitar looks like a hunchback.

I thought the plural form of dwarf was "dwarves".

I was going to pick it up, but I decided to read through Steampunk first, as a sort of interlude between two Gaiman novels.