If Trump gets any angrier he’s going to need his diapers changed again.

Best/worst one so far:

It’s great to be back in a bar band, baby.

(Sincerely, thank you! Delighted that new management has made it possible.)

It’s like the writer didn’t even watch the trailer.

He calls it a Benoit Blanc mystery but the teaser still says “A Knives Out Mystery.”

my actual hope was that he would be coming to ‘the real world’ and working with ‘hugh jackman’ who would just constantly get the actual shit kicked out of him and would mostly be a song and dance man.

I’ll never get the “no, don’t touch the perfect ending of Logan!” thing. Sure it was a good movie, but talk about a downer ending. And a downer opening. and a downer middle section where our hero desperately tries to tell his dying friend and mentor that he wasn’t the one who brutally murdered him.

It doesn’t rhyme so it doesn’t work the way Bill Nye the Science Guy does. Let me help you: Tom Cruise the scientology schmooze.

Glenn Powell just ain’t it. He’s Scott Eastwood with a personality. That random five o’clock shadow white guy that keeps showing up in everything before people wonder why he keeps showing up in anything and realize he’s some producer’s second cousin’s nephew.

The world weeps that Roger Corman was never able to make a Turner D. Century film!

Yeah Marvel doing the “jump in anywhere” approach hasn’t really been a thing since back in the ‘80s when Jim Shooter was the editor-in-chief.

I think Chris Pratt owes a lot of his success to Guardians. He was on his way to being big, and had already done the Lego Movie, but Guardians was his first really big lead role. The same is true of Tom Hiddleston, who’s post-Marvel career is very different from his pre career.

He’s my favourite movie star with a size 10 head and a size 8 face.

There’s a chef I follow on TikTok who has an extremely thick Cajun accent and I have no idea if this 40-something year old man can act or not but he’d be perfect for Gambit. 

Bigtime. Everyone I’ve talked to about it that’s a fan of the musical couldn’t believe they were pulling a Hobbit and splitting it into two pieces to attempt to extract double the gross. No one wants to see half of a movie when it’s a plot that people are very used to seeing in one sitting, and it’s clear the…

...Oppenheimer’s infamous “I am become death” speech...

Oh man. This is going to bomb, isn’t it?

so you’re saying just a four-minute ovation at cannes 

Looking forward to the Snyder Cut, which is just two hours of Dan gargling Trump’s shriveled, old balls.

Although that’s basically every decent children’s show. Seasame Street was doing that 50 years ago.