Every time I hear his name I think, Rob Schneider is.. a Stapler.

How many of these things begin with “Welp”? Is that the now “I guess, unless it isn’t” in lazy-ass AV Club writing?

A pox pon them, right pon their heads!

I’m sorry that you are forced to acknowledge the existence of girls.

How much does it have to be changed? It’s like Spider-Gwen. Instead of Norrin doing it for the love of Shanna, she does it for him. In your version of an FF film, how much time were you going to spend on a pre-Galactus Norrin Radd going about his private life?

Did I say I think it’s some kind of ‘bold artistic decision’? I don’t think I did, from what I can tell I just said that you’re not in your right mind. Because you have a problem with a woman being cast as a sexless silver coated being from space that rides a surfboard and wields the power cosmic instead of a man…

Horny dudes are flying under the radar these days thanks to the wacko misogynists

As a man with literally ALL the bound Silver Surfer trades...it doesn't matter. The Surfer will be a plot device, not a character, like in an event comic.

I thought this was gonna be about being weird regarding how hot she might look in the role.

Nice try, Eric Bauza is clearly just an anagram of Ezra Miller

He forgot to add “no take backs” at the end so the contract is null and void. 

“The remaining claims include Pitt’s assertion that the couple had an ‘unwritten, unspoken implied contract’ that Jolie would not sell her shares without Pitt’s consent”

I’m not a lawyer, but that sounds rock solid to me.

I was blown away (pun intended) when I clocked him in that movie! HE WAS THE ONE TO PUSH THE DAMN BUTTON!

Personally, if I had a friend who was known to have, or accused to have diddled kids, I would not remain friends with that person, nor would I write a letter defending them. But I’m weird like that.  

Imagine if Emma Stone tweeted this after losing.

So that's it, huh? We're some kind of dune squad?

Dammit now I’m in the mood to watch Rat Race 

Maybe he was thinking of Klaus Barbie, The Butcher of Lyon.

I’m glad we’re getting a new Guardians movie. I hope the franchise can survive without Gunn’s stewardship.

Batman: I’m not the one wearing hockey pads.