I think “the joke” is literally that it exists.

What? I think she’s been casted in Blade dude.

Wtf dude? If someone’s taking a huge shit of course they’re going to be on their phone in a portapotty. Jesus christ you armchair sleuths are insane.

The locks work on portable bathrooms you use...? C’mon that shit is broken like 80% of public washrooms I’ve been in.

I was concerned when she got back to dating Shia LaBeouf recently, now she’s acting like Shia too? darn

I’ve never read Watchmen because the panels look bad. At the very least this looks like those panels.

Hot take: nothing is gonna stop me from seeing Deadpool & Wolverine in theatres opening night. What does that tell you? I cared not to see anything else in theatres this year.

Furiosa came out in theatres? Bro I watched it in full quality at home like a week ago.

I was making plans to see Furiosa on my birthday and it came out on digital that week so I legit waited and watched it from home.

I actually got to the last half hour of EEAAO and turned it off. I don’t often tell people that.

finally! As enthusiastic as I was about the success of that film, as someone with ADHD I just needed it to stop. Also the everything bagel joke was soooo dated omg.

I’m with you on every point except Quantumania. The entire thing looked like actors on a green screen. It’s also really hard to enjoy that movie as a fan of actual M.O.D.O.K., whatever that was in that film was not MODOK.

There’s also full ass sequences of Ant-Man just floating in CGI, that and it looked like Spy Kids…

It’s people who cared more about the cameos than the film that didn’t like it. Liking MOM is the secret handshake ;)

It was also a brisk 2 hours

We full on buried Inhumans it’s not canon.

I liked MOM, I loved the OG Spider-Man (obviously). Loved Drag Me To Hell etc. but this is a lot of jerking off a director who hasn’t done anything critically beloved in quite a while.
There are days when the AV club tear Shymalan and Tim Burton to shreds but nobody touch Sam Raimi...? What? At this point he does have…

Peter Dinklage is fucking hilarious. Even his role in Avenger’s Infinity War as Eitri the Dwarf is fucking hilarious. The dude is crushing it.

Wait so now short people are being referred to as disabled? That actually seems more offensive.

I miss the days when Kaiju were distinguishable from eachother. Maybe that will bring me back one day.

This reminds me that I didn’t enjoy Dune until I saw Dune 2. And that’s a stupid way to go about filming something. That was a long ass wait to enjoy a story. That’s what TV is for. Don’t give films that have cut-off endings theatrical releases.