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Not to be a grumpy grump but Giancarlo Esposito absolutely could have brought a similar energy to Xavier that Patrick Stewart did. But noooo who would play Knifey McKnife then?

Halle Berry was also a Bond girl and her walking out of the water on a beach in that bikini was arguably my sexual awakening as a kid.

I’ve been watching The Bear finally. That dude is going to have electric chemistry with Pedro Pascal. The F4 cast is great and I feel like people haven’t fully realized it yet.

“For a man who’s supposedly a model of compassion and tolerance, he sure does want a lot of people to cease to exist

That statement coming from her is so jarring wow. She really believes dudes are just dressing up as women to fuck with her. My gosh. That’s so disassociated. 

Why does everyone forget about The Perfect Score starring Chris Evans and Scarlet Johansson? Literally the MCU films wasn’t even their first film together. Evans has been around for ages. Not as an A-Lister but dude was definitely in films.

Chris Hemsworth recently got a star on the walk of fame... Don’t lie and say people knew who Tom Holland was before Spider-Man. People who claim the MCU hasn’t made stars are shaking their fist at clouds. Chris Hemsworth was an Austrailian soap actor before this.

I don’t think Pearl counts as a prequel.... it’s not as tho X was released, had a fanbase, and then they were like “hey let’s make a prequel”. It was more like, it was already being filmed as a companion piece simply set in an earlier timeline. That doesn’t count as a “prequel”.

I finally watched the Trank film last night. All that searching Reed does to make a machine to teleport to different worlds. Makes perfect sense for this. Just turns out our world is an alternate world from Reed’s perspective.

The perfect double feature for the film “Big” doesn’t exis.......... hold my beer

Hey guys Furiosa comes out on digital release tmrw! Save your monies!

A movie I totally would have gotten around to seeing in theatres if not for this insanely short window to home release!

I’m so excited for the home release of Furiosa tmrw!

Oh truuuue he would like Will Smith, I mean they’re both Black famous guys who like giving the 5 finger discount

I mean.... here he is giving a shout-out to Will Smith for perseverance.

I’m white so idk what to tell you but..... yes? (The short-term before his forgiveness is absolutely is about him being a Black guy).

I mean I can understand the shout-out given they’re both Black dudes who like hitting people. Not sure what else

We should actually cancel cancel culture!

The Bluesteel look from Zoolander.

E-e-e-e-lectrify-y-y-ying
(a stutter choice he admits to making and not the Loki director).

Sorry what were you saying Mr. Low-Bar?

Here’s an amazing example of perseverance: I sat threw all of Quantumania.

I’m so glad he found a home and is finally off the streets. Which is surely what this about based on the award right? Dude’s not just sad he’s not Thanos right? Right.....? Also so brave for overcoming cancer. What an amazing example of perseverance.

Here’s an amazing example of perseverance: I sat threw all of

lol colourful video game adaption has a cast of A-Lister and game fans are convinced all the gore is being saved for the film?? looooool woof

Yeah but it’s colourful and looks kinda like Guardians of the Galaxy. Did game fans honestly think a film stacked with this kind of cast was going to cater to them as opposed to rip-off the aesthetic? C’mon guyssss be honest with yoselfs.