omg a review on this site that stops before entering spoiler space?!?! It’s been SO long.

Wait, “Night” isn’t his middle name? I mean if he had two surnames from his parents fine but aren’t we hyphenating those? I’m confused.

At least learn his name

I feel like what happened was the first film was beloved, which caused the studio to demand sequels but maybe this wasn’t a story that needed sequels and a bunch of lore. Fast-forward to now and I honestly think they’ve just lost track of time and it’s 2024 now. Where they’re just basically remaking it cuz they can’t…

That’s a great pitch

As a younger person who hasn’t seen Alien and has it slotted in my brain as “old movie”, I’m okay if it’s just the timeless classic told with modern capabilities. There’s an audience for that.

Am I on a limb here observing that Hollywood seems to be churning out a lot of younger female stars we’ve seen than in the passed. Spaeny and Merced have been everywhere lately. Same with Jenna Ortega and a slew of others. It’s not that odd but where are their male counterparts...?

What I’m trying to say is Dakota…

I just between watching Cruise basically attacking (Black woman) Oprah’s wrists on her couch and all the Scientology stuff I just can’t anymore with this guy and his bullshit coconut cakes. Dude is poison.

In that header image it looks like Cruise borrowed Chris Hemsworth’s nose piece from Furiosa.

I love everything about this film including Keaton but ew don’t refer to your imagination as “unusual” dude... this is coming from a Millennial, the generation where everyone thinks they’re unique/special. Don’t be like that Keaton.

I actually really appreciate that little touch. It literally is his first person perspective, awesome.

Will Smith is in prime position to be less of an “actor” and more of a “movie star” like Tom Cruise is. Nobody wants to see him do Oscar bait roles but I’m okay with him star powering full films like this. Okay.

Also if anyone thinks we should still be condemning Will Smith I would argue that Tom Cruise is a much worse…

Did they drop the bomb that 10-year old Peter Parker is in this because reddit is pissssssssed lol between this and the Giancarlo thing reddits bros are losing their minds LOL

Go look at Venom modern Venom comics. Dude lives in an alley and they tries to be a good Dad and stuff. Venom is definitely a superhero. And it’s not a stretch the way they write it either. You should really check it out.

It has zero resemblance to these films

I don’t know why people think this film is an MCU film. It doesn’t matter that he’s not playing Mordo...

I’ve seen people saying “They did the end-credits thing to introduce the symbiote in the MCU”... but why couldn’t they just have written it into the MCU.... why was this required...? I think it was just to beef up the box office for Venom 2 threw word of mouth. Cheap.

I refuse to see this. Sony baited me into seeing the last one by having an MCU post-credits that amounted to nothing. Nope. No. Also it’s as if they don’t know Venom has his own comics and somewhat rich lore. Why on earth aren’t they doing Knull God of Symbiotes for a final film.... why on earth is this named after a…

Hayley Atwell would actually be a great live-action Lara as well. She kicked some serious ass and held her own opposite Tom Cruise in MI Dead Reckoning.

Phew I was really hoping this would be the case.