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When I was in theatre school aside from the emphasis on not taking indigenous roles from indigenous actors, they straight up gave everyone a list of ten or so nationalities that “we can play”. The casting call would just say Asian. When someone argues this type of minutia with me though they usually are racist... do

A good example is the show Pushing Daisies. A fantastic run for two seasons and then they abruptly wrapped it up in one montage due to the writer’s strike. Now I do still praise and recommend everything prior to the abrupt finale to people and I’ll literally say “don’t watch this one episode just stop watching it

Ah two wrongs make a right, the Johnny Depp defense. Classic.

Legion season 1 was sooooo good but they really botched that ending where he rapes her.

I’m still furious about Mephisto not showing up in WandaVision lol jk

People who complain about Ralph Bohner annoy me. Be glad it happened at all. Just because it isn’t canon and they winked at it invalidate any excitement any of us had when Peters opens that door.

That photo of She-Hulk in the polka dot dresses awakens something inside me.

Why do they always post this article?

Our own secret theory, which we dare not speak openly”

We literally come here for your opinions, but okay.

Again I’ll say it for all the idiot parents in the back, I’M MORE QUALIFIED TO BE AROUND YOUR KIDS THAN YOU ARE.

As a children’s performer and speaking on behalf of all ECEs, go fuck yourself. I’m more qualified to be around your kids than you are.

During the pandemic it was super funny when not going to school revealed how many parents actually hate their kids. Super funny.

I mean come on with shows like Invincible that’s so an ignorant take these days. Animation truuuuly isn’t just for children. There’s so many CGI things that would work better in cartoon. Fuck off.

I realized this during Comms class in college: people born into English are lazy af at the language. Because Canadian’s are born into knowing English (except that small clan of French weirdos) we think we’re good at it but we aren’t. So many people in my class would skip Comms because “why do I need this class?”. Havin

“At least the kids got to see Bluey, though, right? A real costume and everything, and not some Spirit Halloween “Australian Blue Canine” bullshit that some poor employee got shoved into, pulling a Bluey-themed hood down over his face to try to hide his shame from God and everyone?”

I’m not being nitpicky the quality

That an entertainment site is even reporting on Avril Lavigne, someone who hasn’t been relevant for at least a decade, is telling of a slow news day but ur right they could be less obvious about it.

Nooooo I’m sorry but I was born in 1991 and I saw the rise of Avril in my teen years and she is just not a celebrity anymore. Have standards, A.V. Club.

Ah I didn’t read the article but, having just read the title, I briefly fantasized for a timeline where the series finale of Young Sheldon killed Sheldon. That’s actually brilliant. Just a different timeline the entire time where he never becomes Jim Parsons. Hilarious. That would be such satisfying commentary on

Well this clearly should have been puppets.

Blade is actually on a schedule?? That film doesn't exist cmon.

I think what you meant to say is “I think women are pretty fucking stupid”. FIFY