Give him Prof X already. I swear if they go basic and make him a villain it would be such a waste. He's the only actor with the vocal gravitas to match Patrick Stewart and he's non-white. This is the most obvious casting they could mess up by making him Doom. C'mon you cowards. 

Midnight Mass was the best vampire media I've ever seen. 

Blink Twice looks awesome but man that name change. It almost feels passive aggressive to go so bland like that.

No it was Black Adam that flopped

No he definitely went on extensive record saying he wouldnt go back to F&F and then months after Black Adam flopped he pops up. I’d call that crawling back.

Yeah I laughed out loud pretty hard when he shows up in Fast X after years of swearing he would never do so. To the point where didn’t Vin Diesel make an instagram post about wanting him to come back and then the Rock called it emotionally manipulative. This was all right before Black Adam and then a few months later…

I met Parker Posey on a super small budget film. She seems terrible and she always had a tiny dog in her arms.

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I would argue that some of the best horror is implied horror and the genre definitely isn’t married to gore

There was definitely a lot of “that’s definitely fake” or whatever but it was just too mean spirited of gore. The scene that made me shut it off was I forget how he killed someone but he’s like melting their skin off and he stops to go get a jar of salt to pour on them as they’re dying and I was just very “forget this…

I’ve been developing a love for horror, and I respect that Terrifier exists partly as a special effects showcase. But man did I not enjoy this film... It was just so mean spirited I couldn’t handle it.

I would argue that Dan Schneider, as oppose to the documentary, is responsible for that..

Oh you mean the scene where Ariana Grande was definitely jerking off a potato. No this guy is normal leave him alone.

Penelope Taint! Meaning that like, she’s tainted!

I think the Jamie Spears thing is fake but I’d bet money he touched Amanda Bynes

At one point a woman from Dan’s writer room said she was giving a pitch and then Dan interrupted her and asked her to continue giving the pitch as tho she was being sodomized and she apparently did do it. I think you could find something illegal in there

Feet fetishes are totally a thing and his argument against it is to claim it isn’t. Okay then dude.

Ummm what about that clip of a young Ariana Grande trying to juice a potato. There’s no way in hell that wasn’t meant to look like her giving a handjob. And then there’s just like a zillion cumshot jokes. And it’s always women too like there was one with an older female judge and just like a shot of soap hits her face…

I saw the first episode but the thing felt cringey despite shedding light on something real.... but honestly my biggest thought was “that fat dude definitely had a weird relationship with the now unrecognizable Amanada Bynes”

Like idk I can put myself in the head of a dude like that for a minute. Fat dude gets a tonne…

ACTUALLY GET THE FUCK OFF AV CLUB