simplepoopshoe
simplepoopshoe
simplepoopshoe

I kinda thought RDJ was playing the same guy in various disguises... and it’s clearly RDJ so us the audience can giggle. But ur telling me that 4 different people within the same world all look like RDJ who despite makeup changes, has one of the most recognizable faces in Hollywood?

Daily episode recaps is better than having one recap encapsulate the entire season... but idk if this style is the final solution to the “released all on one day” model. My thinking is it works at first but the moment you get hooked and watch two episodes in one sitting it falls apart. I’m way ahead of the review now.

Awe man I can’t wait to watch the pilot for Yellowjackets now that I’ve fallen in love with Purnell. I hope no one randomly posts unprompted spoilers!

Why did you feel the need to post (possible two?) Spoilers from two shows on here. You asshole. 

“...killing Bon’s wife and child. The Captain sits in his cell, remembering looking back and forth from Bon’s catatonic face to the departing plane. Tears fall down the prisoner’s face.”

No we defunded them like a sane country.

“James Cameron.... and 50 other Titanic crew members”. I’m sorry but when I first read that I absolutely thought for a second “oh damn James Cameron was aboard the Titanic!”

I cannot swipe by the homepage without looking at Zendaya’s legs in that Challengers header image (I’m a millennial this is age-appropriate ogling).

Whaaaaat Men is like, legitimately my favorite film. I've sworn never to re-watch it to preserve that viewing experience. Why didn't you like it? It's like... a perfect film. 

Lol

Nah, it’s like when Marvel hires a woman to direct the Marvels or a Black man to direct Black Panther. Him being a fat director was a requirement for this project.

Who are recaps for? Two sentences into this I thought “oh this is going to spoil every scene in the episode and I want to watch this?”

4 tickets to joker plz

Yeah but how hard did he really hit her tho...? (Jk jk jk)

This sounds good. I wish this article told me when and where I can see this. 

“Johnny Storm is not a black man”

For real. These neckbeards are insane. 

Because the Surfer is a girl... really dude? 

What if they don't do that and it's just a female Silver Surfer. You are the type of person this piece is asking calm down. 

You forgot that they announced a SW for Taika Waititi probably like a week before the Premiere of Love & Thunder. And then they quickly stopped talking about it haha.