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Couter argument to Marion Collitard: Debra Jo Rupp in WandaVision. But you’re probably correct here.

Like who are the Fremen? I didn’t get any of this film beyond Oscar Isaac’s amazing beard.

I’ve been shopping around an opinion lately: I didn’t like Dune: Part 1. It feels like the vibe where people watch european soccer for appearances (Community joke). But seriously I’ve felt so much pressure that I’m “supposed to like Dune”...... I saw it opening night in a theatre surrounded by High Schools. I get that

Let us not forget how twisted his role in “Killing of a Sacred Deer” was. That film straight up offended my parents lol.

Ugh, “no more mutants” already.

I’m a 90's kid so I was a child when I saw this show. Years later when I realized Wolverine’s claws were only used on robots in this show I had an existential crisis. Thank God for Logan. 

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Oh I saw the first couple issues of that! That would be so good in cartoon.

Everyone had that hairstyle in the 90s right? I know I did. Waiting for “the Goku” hair to make a comback. Yu-Gi-Oh’s hair is also somewhere on that list.

“To me, my X-Men” is the first line in Jonathon Hickman’s “House of X”. If any of that run makes it on screen I’ll die.

Excuse me, while I perform zoomies on the floor like a dog, before watching this.

I’ll repeat it here: Why are we still hounding Barsanti when Matt Schimkowitz is way way waaaaaaaaay hackier??? Also why are we even still here?

Barsanti is back!!!?!?! I’ll take Barsanti over that absolute hack, Matt Schimkowitz.

Can we discuss Matt Schimkowitz for a second....? His stuff is straight up awful and he seems to slowly but surely being assigned more articles on AV Club. I’ll take Barsanti any day of the week over Matt Schimkowitz.

Matt Schimkowitz

I’ll go a step further, stop judging yourself and other adults for liking pop culture created for children. Let me guess, ur also a man ashamed you like to listen to Vanessa Carlton’s 1000 Miles? I’m going to ironically tell you to grow up now.

Your comment is basically “animated is for kids and that is beneath me!” to

I have a crazy theory on why these Sony Marvel films exist. Literally so casual fans (parents hopefully) buy tickets mistaking it for MCU. There you have it, the literal reason behind all this.

I’m gonna throw a wild wild question out here: why is Dakota Johnson significantly younger than the character in the source material...? Is there an answer to that anywhere surrounding this film?

Oh okay so let’s ignore the other thing! Grrrr fucking rich people am I right? Agendas!

Baldwin isn’t a murderer how is this thing not over yet? How many angles do they need to look at that gun from. My God this is insane.

Can journalism please stop asking me to care about this it’s been two years! I realize it’s a huge , life-changing deal to the people involved but I truly truly do not care and would prefer if there wasn’t a headline everytime someone involved in Rust farts. Jesus Christ guys.